Judge it!
Residents of Chesterfield have something to celebrate. It seems the quality of air in town will improve significantly on Thursday, December 6, when part-time local Patty Donovan vacates her hovel and boards a Greyhound bus for Greenfield, New Hampshire.
"It will be so good to get rid of this oxygen mask I've been having to wear since she's been here" said a neighbor, LaQuisha Doe.
The air quality in Chesterfield has suffered since the arrival of Patty Donovan. It seems her lack of personal hygiene has caused alarm in the quiet town.
On a recent visit to her home, Officer Addison wore a HAZMAT suit to protect him from the fumes coming from Donovan's body as well as leaking from inside her home.
The complaints against Ms. Donovan have been numerous, even coming from the cyber world as AOL members have experienced the maliferous odors that only a filthy pig of a woman could have on herself.
"Patty screwed up and sent an email to Dani Doe that was meant for Don Williams and now she's smelling up the chat room with her foul stench of nasty words." laughed Darci Doe.
"But it's funny because all the shit is coming back on HER!".
Residents of Chesterfield can expect to breathe easy and deep at approximately 2:01 pm tomorrow. Happy holidays.
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THE SCOURGE OF CHESTERFIELD HAS PACKED UP HER 1 FLANNEL SHIRT & IS HIGHTAILING IT OUT OF TOWN. PLEASE ALL RESIDENTS MUST UNITE & KEEP THE SCOURAGE OUT OF YOUR QUAINT LITTLE TOWN PERMANENTLY. AT LEAST CALL ANIMAL CONTROL & TELL THEM PATTY"THE PIT BULL" DONOVAN IS ON THE LOOSE. |
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i heard the city plans to fumigate her apartment while she's gone. the company that makes fabreze has generously donated a whole case of its product to spray the interior.
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Time to switch to Yahoo Patty...Where the chatters don't know your drama.
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Leave mah 2 dolla ho alone. I dun tole her she cant git no douche til she blows 12 mo mens in the 7-11 parkin lot. or she steels me sum mo dimes and quawtas from the cash drawer.
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When Patty walked past my flower garden last summer, all my roses, pansies and geraniums wilted and died. The bad body odor she emitted caused my grass to turn brown and the cherries on my trees to shrivel up and turn hard.
The department of ecology had no answers for me. I tried to be a good neighbor and leave a nicely wrapped package for her that contained shower gel, shampoo, soap, deodorant and some personal hygiene wipes. The next day, I found the same box on my porch, ripped open and a note in it that said, "YOU WILL LEARN THAT YOU DONT FOCK WITH ME." I say good riddance to the smelly woman! |
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Well I guess we all know now where poor tubby went ...
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Yes, I know patricia very well. My advice is keep your cats in doors till 2 pm tomorrow. She lures them with peanut butter saying here kitty kitty. Then she plays lick the kitty with them. Her last victim was Tubby. He met his dismise in a round of fist the kitty. He was never to be seen again.
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"demise" oops LOL
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whoa,man alive i have been personnal witness to patty donovans rants online in the chats,it is beyond believable that aol hasn't revoked her service entirely,she goes on and on,about chatters with cancer,vividly describes sexual acts
uses slang racial slurs,and it the poster child for mental illness,18 to 22 hours a day one can find her spewing the most dispicable horrid demon seed vulgarity,she is a known stalker,and sends email and letters to peoples places of business and work,as well as town villages and police depts on day when this nutcase goes off,someone will have to explain,why she wasn't stopped sooner. just like mall shootings and the tradgedy at virginia tech,there were warnings signs that went unchecked,let this message serve notice that as concerning patty donovan,...that you have all been warned. |
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hmm yet mentally deranged people as yourself sit online, "fingering" yourselves to patty? she left chesterfield when? oops your investigation kind of suck, LOL
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Good for you Chesterfield residents, Your lucky she left. Sorry for GREENFIELD NH.... Thank god she doesn't know where I live. I had to live with her lies manipulation and terrible stalking habits on a personal basis... UGH, what a way to live! Too bad she doesn't do something positive with all that energy. Isn't it time, she stopped to smell the roses instead of wilting them?
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Is this the same Patty Donovan that used to live in Greenfield, New Hampshire.
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So , how long have you been bipolar dani? and do you still hang out in the bipolar/bisexual chats on aol? and have you held any of your other son's heads under water until they know longer were alive?
First of all, its the server you are on, not the town you reside in... good try loon.. LOL@pattyowns the xanaxminds... |
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cheese thief.. hmm are you on line 22 hours a day? Did your Dr upper your xanxa intake or are you now on Lithium? this patty sure consumes your worlds... how long have you had this issue?
Oh no, Martin gives Patty all the cheese she wants..:) |
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