Kids say the darnest things!

I recently had to fly out of Memphis Tennessee for a meeting in Portland Oregon. As I boarded the plane I was seated next to a little girl on the airplane. Seeing that she was making this flight alone and maybe a little frightened about being on a large plane I turned to her and said, "let's talk.- I've heard flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." the little 7 year old girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to me, "what would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," I replied, "how about nuclear power?"
"ok" she said, "that would be an interesting topic- but let me ask you a question first - a horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff - yet the deer excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass - why do you suppose that is?"
I thought for some time on what she had said and had to reply to her, "hmmm, I have no idea."
"Well", the little girl responded, "do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know CRAP?"!!!!!

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