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Mongo

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#21
Dec 3, 2010
 
Meth =tooth loss+super fast aging+addiction and some even learn how to cook.WOW JUST LOOK AT ALL THE BENEFITS YOU GET ON METH.Lets get cooking friends or die trying.
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West Union, IL

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#23
Dec 3, 2010
 
Yeah albany is starting to look like one of those zombie movies....everyone is looking like the living dead. Sad to know all these kids out here not gonna have a christmas cause their parents are using all the money to buy/make meth.
sally

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#25
Dec 3, 2010
 
That was 2 nights ago in piney woods area. Then craig faked a heart attack and laid hand cuffed to the hospital bed all night till he went to jail yesterday morning.
Sherrif Taylor

London, KY

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Dec 3, 2010
 

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Now, Aunt Bea, you know you were all over Deputy Barney Fife and Otis the last time you had too much of that stuff. Them two will never be the same after you locked yourself in the cell with both of them. They are not used to that kind of jailhouse loving. I just wonn't allow it here in this town. What if Opie had walked in when he wasn't on meth? I'm telling you aunt Bea, I just wonn't stand for it, not while I am sherrif of this here town.
Ernest T Bass

London, KY

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#27
Dec 3, 2010
 
Now, Sherrif, Aunt Bea needs a little something to liven her up sometimes her. She don't get out much but when she gets some of that shine in her, she sure knows all about that wild monkey love, she's swinging from ole Gomer's cellings squalling to beat the dickens. It's a sight to behold. As long a she don't get on that math, keep her away from that Pine Woods places, they must grow lots of that stuff. A little corn liquir ain't gion to hurt her none, but I don't like the sound of Pine Woods or that there math they be growin.
Mongo

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Dec 3, 2010
 
Sherrif Taylor wrote:
Now, Aunt Bea, you know you were all over Deputy Barney Fife and Otis the last time you had too much of that stuff. Them two will never be the same after you locked yourself in the cell with both of them. They are not used to that kind of jailhouse loving. I just wonn't allow it here in this town. What if Opie had walked in when he wasn't on meth? I'm telling you aunt Bea, I just wonn't stand for it, not while I am sherrif of this here town.
Who's yer Daddy Andy?Did your maw n paw dump you as a child on aunt Bea?You wanna know what I think?I think she's really your mother that had you out of wedlock and to avoid embarrassment she told you she was your aunt,or maybe she's no kin at all to you.You like older women and she's your secret lover?Excuse me folks I just inhaled to much meth while cookin.My fuzzy is all brained.
Sherrif Tayler

London, KY

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Dec 3, 2010
 
Mongo, you must be new to these parts so I take exception to what you are sayin. I don't have parents, never did, just an Aunt Bea. And you all know my girlfriend is Doris Crump. My aunt Bea is a good woman, aside from what all the stuff she when she is on the shine she is as pure as new fallen snow. Oh, I ain't never figured out how I got Opie.
Mongo

Decorah, IA

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Dec 3, 2010
 
Sherrif Tayler wrote:
Mongo, you must be new to these parts so I take exception to what you are sayin. I don't have parents, never did, just an Aunt Bea. And you all know my girlfriend is Doris Crump. My aunt Bea is a good woman, aside from what all the stuff she when she is on the shine she is as pure as new fallen snow. Oh, I ain't never figured out how I got Opie.
And that's another thing.Barney always went by the book and you always got in his way.I bet he would clean up all this meth down here if you would let him.OH..I get it...ELECTION TIME..and ninety percent of May berry is on meth.
LIFE

London, KY

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#31
Dec 3, 2010
 
This is better than the TV show.lol
Sherrif Tayler

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Dec 3, 2010
 

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Listen, Mongo, you don't know how hard things are for me. I cann't let Barney Fife have more than one bullet at a time or he would shoot half the town. Everytime he gets out in the woods he brings back weeds he thinks is math plants. Gomer wonn't wipe his hands before he pats my backside and half the time I go around with his hand prints on the seat of my britches. Some of the people in this town are just too friendly.

And then there is me and Doris, I don't like to talk about my personal life, but we been goin out for years and years and I have never seen her without her sweater on. Does this sound normal to you? I mean I am 35 or something like that years old and when we go out we are always with Barney and his Gal. Have you ever even seen us kiss? There's got to more to it than this.

And ain't Opie ever going to grow up? Seems like it's takin forever to get that kid raised and if I have to eat another one of Aunt Bea's pickles I am going to puke.

Election time! We don't vote in this town. Just ask Floyd the barber [he knows everything].
LIFE

London, KY

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It's not Doris,it's Helen.lol
Gomer

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Sherrif Tayler, you best be gettin over here as fast as you can! Aunt Bea went and done it this time! Seams she must have had one too many and got Barney Fife and the poor old Mayor down here at my garage. And got on one of my greased poles and did some kind of dance. Dang, Andy, that thang is smoking and it's going to take me three of four barrels fore I ever get that pole greased back up to normal again. Don't know what kind of dance it was, but Andy [I'm gettin red here] smokes comen out from under her skirt. She's layin here passed out on the floor snorin, I ain't never seen her so messed up. And speakin of messed up! You got to see poor ole Barney And the Mayor. If this gets out, they will talk about us worse than Pine Woods. Hurry, Andy, come as quick as you can!
LIFE

London, KY

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#35
Dec 4, 2010
 
That's funny I don't care who you are..LOL
mymy

London, KY

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#36
Dec 4, 2010
 
this topic is going to hell for sure.never heard of such crap you must be a real lonely person to write this stuff.get a job or get real,man!!!!
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London, KY

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#37
Dec 4, 2010
 
no it wasnt jj and gary so you people need to get your story straight leave them the hell alone
Sherrif Taylor

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Gomer, you keep this from gettin out and I'll make sure you get a medal some way ot nother. When I got there Barney was almost dead, he was choking on something, I grabbed him up and squeezed him and one of Aunt Bea's pickles flew clear across your garage! It took him 20 minutes before he could get his breath. The poor mayor I though he might have a pickle stuck in his throat so I squeezed him too. He had a pickle stuck somewhere alright but it wasn't his throat, that thing flew across the room and bounced back and forth three 3 or 4 times. He passed gas for 20 minutes, alls I can say is that pickle juice should be good for his hemmeroids. How on earth did Aunt Bea get that one put there? Neither one of them is talkin.

As for aunt Bea, I took her home put an icepack on her head and she ask for a nother one for something and a fan. I checked in on her a minute ago, she's got her legs spread across the bedposts at the bottom, the fan is going at high speed and the room smells like burnt meat.

This Pine Woods don't sound that bad after all. Gomer you saved two lives, you are a hero, but let's keep quiet on this one. I would hate to get our mayor impeached.
LIFE

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#39
Dec 4, 2010
 
Where was Opie all this time??
Biggin

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#40
Dec 4, 2010
 
Well being a rat does not help, I am sad some see thats the way to go. I live in PineyWoods and there are alot of decent people here . In fact the last ones to get caught were 2 ol boys from Monticello that were doing seven of them and going up and down the road managing them when they were caught. Do not blame it on the people in Piney Woods. Blame it on the people bringing it to Piney Woods
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Thank you for asking about Opie. I think he went fishing with Aunt Bea's friend and Floyd the barber [I'm so tore up I cann't remember her name. They must have had a good fishin trip cause I heard her say to Floyd that she had never seen one that big. And Floyd told her if he could come over for supper she could look at it some more. But he told Opie since it was a school nite he had better go on home. We sure got some good people in Mayberry, our neighbors in Pine woods could learn from us.
Mongo

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Can any one tell me where or the doctor is in may Berry?I have a bad case of meth gas and its gags me.

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