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Since: Jul 10
Ventress
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A thread dedicated for random thoughts, whatnots and funnys. ...a person who wears no underwear will never change...
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camperman
Kaplan, LA
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Woodsman_1 wrote: A thread dedicated for random thoughts, whatnots and funnys.
...a person who wears no underwear will never change... Now that's funny
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Since: Jul 10
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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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Since: Apr 11
Delcambre, LA
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when a person tell's you it's hotter than hell how would they know??
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TMJ712
Erath, LA
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My buddy invented powdered water. He has a patent on it. He just can't figure out what to mix it with.
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Stell Lee
Jamison, PA
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camperman wrote: <quoted text> Now that's funny You know what is also funny is when that Santa Dan dude posts and it is so easy to recognize him any how he uses other screen names.
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Dawn Marcelle
Everett, WA
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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Since: Jul 10
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What would you call an orange if it wasn't orange?
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Dawn Marcelle
Everett, WA
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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Dawn Marcelle
Everett, WA
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Woodsman_1 wrote: What would you call an orange if it wasn't orange? A green orange.
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Since: Apr 11
Delcambre, LA
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if a apple a day can keep the doctor away just think what you can keep away with a gun
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Since: Jul 10
Ventress
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Many years ago, while riding with a friend who was stoned, he requested directions. I informed him he should remain on the same road in a straight path. To which his reply was ...."Dude, never go straight, go forward"!
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Since: Apr 11
Delcambre, LA
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what is the diff. between gas pump and ex. wife[ex wife get's less money from you]
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Dawn Marcelle
Everett, WA
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Since: Jul 10
Ventress
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When contemplating my future as a youngster, my uncle gave me some unforgetable advice. ....son, he said, "It's way better to be a smart feller than a fart smeller!
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Dawn Marcelle
Everett, WA
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Wrong
Kaplan, LA
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Dawn Marcelle wrote: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Do you remember Elvis singing the end is near? Just a thought Ahee ma-cherie, you may sooner than later have an orange jail bird zook suit during the opposite side interview and when it happens your lingerie will be a thing in the past. LOL aheeee !!!!!!
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JohnnyRotten
Erath, LA
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I figured it out. "you don't always get to choose your own path. Sometimes the path chooses you".
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Earth Day
Olympia, WA
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You didn't inherit the Earth from your father. You are borrowing it from your children. I can hear the drums beating from my room!
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Since: Jul 10
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When I die, I want to go just like my grandfather. Peacefully in my sleep. Not in abject terror like the other four people in the car with him.
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