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In Scott Adams ' reading of the Internet, you either ride the train or it runs you over.

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Jugdot Park Forest, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Apr 29, 2008 I've used Alice's hair to shade me so I don't get sunburn anymore.
daChipster Elmhurst, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Apr 29, 2008 I stayed awake through almost the entire 5-minute Daily Huddle.
daChipster Elmhurst, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Apr 29, 2008 I haven't punched myself in the face yet today. Wait! never mind.
shelby Batavia, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Apr 29, 2008 I thought you said daily puddle. Excuse me.
daChipster Elmhurst, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Apr 29, 2008 I licked the glaze off the bottom of one of the donuts and out it back in the box.
Miss Jane Hathaway Lake Bluff, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Apr 29, 2008 Funnier than Dilbert? Doing the laundry is funnier than Dilbert. Hmmph!
daChipster Elmhurst, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Apr 29, 2008 I picked up your cleaning, sir.
Dave Chicago, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Apr 29, 2008 I stopped violating an artist's intellectual property rights because he gave permission to use his work. Now illegal downloads aren't any fun.

Walter from Elmhurst Elmhurst, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Apr 29, 2008 I used the *6 feature to mute my phone and was able to flush the toilet during a conference call. I think it's called mutli-tasking.
good Grief Mchenry, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Apr 29, 2008 "I told Carol, the secretary, to make more coffee. And she did. But I had to give up my parking space."
Jugdot Park Forest, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Apr 29, 2008 I reported the 5 minute huddle a smoke-fest and got it banned forever.
Keek Tucson, AZ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Apr 29, 2008 Would getting a front row parking space qualifiy?
Fox Sterling, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Apr 29, 2008 The second hand on the clock stops at the 54th second for two beats, meaning we met for five minutes, 10 seconds.
Bill Steinke Naperville, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Apr 29, 2008 Just this morning I located my cubicle in my first attempt.
Bill Naperville, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 Apr 29, 2008 Sorry I'm late, I forgot what day you scheduled the daily huddle.
Al Bert Bloomingdale, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Apr 29, 2008 Walter from Elmhurst wrote: I used the *6 feature to mute my phone and was able to flush the toilet during a conference call. I think it's called mutli-tasking. It's much funnier to not mute the phone and flush during a conference call
Brian Cedar Rapids, IA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Apr 29, 2008 the birds didn't crash.
cena n rock “miss Independent ” Since: Oct 07 2,932 Sydney, Australia	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Apr 29, 2008 i tried to kill a bird by chucking it of a cliff
Paul Chicago, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #21 Apr 29, 2008 Perhaps a 2-minute weekly huddle is a better idea.
cena n rock “miss Independent ” Since: Oct 07 2,932 Sydney, Australia	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #22 Apr 29, 2008 haha i tried to drown a fish
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