2 kings who died young: Michael Jackson, Elvis resemble each ot...

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Lates Waste More Space wrote:

Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a heart attack. Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys so that kids can play with him for a change
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Reports have come in that Michael Jacksons last words to the paramedics while trying to revive his heart was, you wanna be startin' something
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I heard that the first heart attack didn’t kill jacko - it was the second one when he realized the hospital he was going to didn’t have a children’s ward
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When Farrah Fawcett died and was at the Pearly gates she was granted 1 wish. She wished that all the children would be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
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Following the death of MJ the police have been able to rule out any involvement from the sunshine, good times or moonlight. At this stage of the investigation they are blaming it on the boogie
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Jockeys at Flemington are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
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Jacko died of a heart attack this morning- shocked when he discovered that boyz II men was a band, not a delivery service
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Apparently his death was drug-related...Sky news saying they found Class A drugs in the bathroom, Class B drugs in his kitchen...and Class 4C in his bedroom
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Confirmation of Michael Jackson's death have come through - he died of food poisoning - he ate 12yr old nuts
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...it wasnt a heart attack , he was last seen in a childrens hospital having a stroke
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out of respect, McDonalds have released the Mc Jackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns

Carol wrote:

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The whole Peter Pan thing - never wanting to grow up - never wanting to look older than 12 or whatever.
I think his emotional growth was stunted to that of a boy of 12 - and 12 year olds like other 12 year olds.

Ponderous wrote:

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The jokes aren't the problem...just like video games don't cause people to be violent, and music doesn't cause suicide. It's just easier to lay the blame there than to try and deal with what the actual problem is.

CantRemember wrote:

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If anything, Michael was into older women; Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor.

The Canadian wrote:

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Excellent post!!!
Everyone should memorize these and recite them whenever Michael Jacksons name pops up in discussion.
Thanks!!!

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Carol wrote:

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PONDEROSA!!!!
Stop ..... please - pretty please.

Ponderous wrote:

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Are you talking to me? If so, I am neither a steakhouse, a ranch from a 60s TV show nor a Canadian.
Apparently I am not the only one that enjoys a few chuckles at the expense of a dead pedo celeb.

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CantRemember wrote:

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If anything, Michael was into older women; Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor.

Brian wrote:

You can say what you want about Micheal's personal life but their is no denying that when it come to music he was the best that ever did it.
Elvis was good but Micheal is a lot better. Micheal was like Elvis, James Brown and The Beattles rolled into one person. Micheal Jackson did it all dance, sing and created groundbreaking videos like no one else ever did. He was the worlds greatest entertainer.

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CantRemember wrote:

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If anything, Michael was into older women; Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor.

Kunta Kinta wrote:

Elvis was the KING,jacko was a perverted little ****

Brian wrote:

You can say what you want about Micheal's personal life but their is no denying that when it come to music he was the best that ever did it.
Elvis was good but Micheal is a lot better. Micheal was like Elvis, James Brown and The Beattles rolled into one person. Micheal Jackson did it all dance, sing and created groundbreaking videos like no one else ever did. He was the worlds greatest entertainer.

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Carol wrote:

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Best that ever did WHAT?!
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Brian wrote:

You can say what you want about Micheal's personal life but their is no denying that when it come to music he was the best that ever did it.
Elvis was good but Micheal is a lot better. Micheal was like Elvis, James Brown and The Beattles rolled into one person. Micheal Jackson did it all dance, sing and created groundbreaking videos like no one else ever did. He was the worlds greatest entertainer.

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nina wrote:

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they also forget that spectacle isn't exactly performance
Elvis performances were all him
in the 80's, so called performers were about the spectacle
the lasers, flash and smoke, dancers, large video screens
and the main singer dancing so much, they had to lip sync, because you really can't dance that way and be able to sing
Before anyone did anything, Elvis did it first
sports stadiums, million sellers, A dn B sides of singles chasing each other up the charts, solo TV specials, global broadcast, sold out runs of shows in the same venue (Vegas and Tahoe), and for consecutive years
never mind being a metrosexual decades before the term was coined, the bling and Graceland being the ultimate man-cave/crib.