Apr 19, 2007
How to be a spy
“We no longer have to compromise your identity to compromise the privacy of others.”
Pssst. Hey kid. Over here. Did you know you can spy on your parents? It's true. All you have to do is get your folks to take you to The Boring Store, a 2-month-old spy equipment store in Wicker Park.
It's filled with the latest and neatest in covert spying gear -- stuff like audio bugs, grappling hooks, fingerprint dust and fake mustaches.
And if you're a parent? You can get back at them with legitimate equipment and gadgets used by law enforcement officials -- all found at other spy stores in the area. All you need are some sneaky spy equipment, a passable Jack Bauer impersonation, and acceptance that if your kids ever find out you're spying on them, they will never, ever trust you again.
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Maddie
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Judged:
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heyy i need to now more about spys otherways it was really good
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jame
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i dont how yoo be come a sply and i wan too now how emel me
abiyzemene@aol.com
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Ellie Suds
Waterlooville, UK
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sugga ma dirk man
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matty
Wolverhampton, UK
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i wud love to be a spy like james bond. How do i get to be 1 , do i need good grade, if there is a spy reading this can u trace me and use me as a mine you spy. please get back to me
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kadeem
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i need a laser gun tomorrow. i live in bideford
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THE EGYPTIAN PILOT
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DEAR FRIENDS
REGARDS TO ALL OF YOU.
MY DEAR FRIENDS ALL OF US NEED SOMETHING REAL AND AMAZING TO FOLLOW TO CHANGE PART OR SOME OF OUR LIFE BUT IT IS FOR SPYING ON THE OTHERS PRIVACY.EVEN IF THEY ARE BELONG TO US OR OUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE OUR NEIGHBOURS UNFORTUNETELY.BUT NOW WE CAN SAY WOW IT IS GREAT AND COOL TO SEE IT .YES I AGREE THIS IS TRUE .BUT DO YOU THINK THAT THEIR IS NO OTHERS MAYBE SPYNIG ON YOU ALSO IN THE SAME TIME ?DO YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENT DID NOT SPYING ON YOU AND MAYBE OTHER CONCERNING PARTIES ALSO DO THE SAME FOR CHECKING SECURITY REASONS.THEN YOU ARE A GREAT FOOL AND STUBID TO THINK LIKE THAT?
MAYBE NOT AND MAYBE YOU ARE NOT UNDER SURVILLANCE BUT THEIR IS SOMEONE BIGGER AND BIGGER THAN THE GOVERNMENT OR THE THE PRISEDENT OF YOUR COUNTRY. IS IT THE GOD THE GREAT AND THE ONE WHOM CREATED YOU TO BE THE BEST THING HAD BEEN BORN ON THE PLANET EARTH.HE CREATED YOU TO MAKE SINS AND HE WILL FORGIVE YOU AND TO DO WRONG THINGS AND ALSO WILL FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE HE TEACHES US THE MERCY AND THE PATIENT AND TO HOLD OURSELVES OF THE WRONG THINGS AND IT IS FORBIDDEN TO BE DONE AT ALL.
I WILL TELL YOU A SMALL STORY.
ONE OF MY FRIENDS USED TO MAKE LOVE TO UNDERAGES GIRLS AND ADULT FEMALES AND THE HOUSE WIFES ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND USED TO PHOTOGRAPHING THEM BY MOBILE OR SURVILLANCE CAME TO BE SEND TO THE EMAIL TO EVERYONE EVEN IF HE IS STRANGER OR NOT TO MAKE EVERYBODY SEE THE GREAT WILL DONE HE MADE ??????
ONCE HE GOT A SMALL CLIP WITH A WOMEN BELONG TO THE ONE WORKING IN THE HIGH SECURITY INTELLEGENCE DEPARTMENT .
HE HAD BEEN ARRESTED AND BEFORE HE GO TO JAIL ONE OF THE OFFICERS SHOW HIM SOMETHING ALREADY DISTROYED ALL HIS LIFE .DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS IT ? IT ONE A RECORDED TAPE FOR HIS SISTER WITH SOMEONE'S APPARTMENT MAKING LOVE AND OTHER ONE FOR HIS WIDOW MOM WITH STRANGER AND TOLD HIM AN GOLDEN ADVICE .
SUN YOU WAS PHOTOGRAPHING THOSE PEOPLE TO SHOW THEIR SINS TO THE OTHERS BUT IS THAT MEAN YOU ARE A PROPHET WITHOUT SINS ? DO YOU THINK THAT YOUR FAMILY OUR YOIUR BELOVED RELATIVES DOESN'T DOING THE SAME ? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU MAY KNEW EVERYTHING HAPPENED AROUND YOU .AND THEN HE WAS DROPPED ON THE GROUND FROM THIS VERY HARD SHOCK.,SORRY IT IS TRUE STORY NOT SEEN IN A MOVE .
DEAR BROTHERS .PLEASE TAKE CARE ABOUT THIS .PLEASE AND LEAVE THE OTHERS PRIVACY FOR THEMSELVES BECAUSE WE DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO IT .AND REMEMBER. THE ONE HIS HOUSE WAS BUILT OF GLASS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO THROUGH THE OTHERS WITH ROCKS AT ALL.
YOURS FAITHFULLY
THE EGYPTIAN PILOT
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nathan---------- --------
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I wood really love to be a spy.To tell the trooth there is a kid in my class in aber-deen elementry shcool that I wont to get pay back on.the only thing I lernd so far is you must be quick quiet and sneeky to be a spy.
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a smal squrrile
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i am a shadow i tell you i have never been seen the only time you can see me is when i am moving on to the wall
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adrian
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how do you spy on freinds that are in love and wont play with youI SAW HIM KISSING A GIRL ON THE LIPS!!!!!!!!!! AND I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR WATCHING AND SPYING!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE TELLME WHAT I NEED TO DO PLEASE
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adrian
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I AM ANGRY AS A STUPID RAT
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dime
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you cant se me never you can only see me in the sky
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dime
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your going down cause spy dime is in the town
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Vanessa-Lynn Clarkson
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Heyy i'm a spy so this is pretty good
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jeremy
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em and my cousin marissa want to be spys to follow in the footsteps of my second cousin michel curry.i need cameras motion detectors and more please help.
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jeremy
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im part austrialian
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eggy
Neath, UK
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hi, i play spying on my friends farm. you can go in the fields and spy on the people in the tractors. we call our enimies the chapaos. its wiked
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Lily Mcmay
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Why do you have gizmos?
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JEWEL AND SHANDEL
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WE WANT TO BE ASPY KID AND MAKE OUR OWN MOIVE
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JEWEL AND SHANDEL
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WE ARE FRINEND AND WE WANT TO MAKE ARE OWN SPY KIDS MOIVE
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dewayne
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you all need to learn the 3 Rs before you do any creepy spying on people
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Judge it!
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