Obama promises more than 600,000 stimulus jobs

Dee Lay wrote:

<quoted text>I am surprised that democrats want abortions; after all you’re killing off your own people.

You've mistaken me for a democrat,Although I have no idea how you could.

I am for aborting democrats.
They should all be aborted retroactively.

Trying to make friends on Topix
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that is a darn shame
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you poor sap

BRONACH wrote:

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You've mistaken me for a democrat,Although I have no idea how you could.
I am for aborting democrats.
They should all be aborted retroactively.

Dingo wrote:

Trying to make friends on Topix
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that is a darn shame
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you poor sap
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Unlike you, I actually know my friends.
I don't do the facebook or any other type of online friendships.

Run along loser.

Dee Lay wrote:

<quoted text>I am surprised that democrats want abortions; after all you’re killing off your own people.

Dee, who is going to wi Michigan? Mitt or Rick? I heard Newt was out of money and will be gone within two weeks. The sooner he goes the more he helps Rick.

And what is it with the Republicans in the House? All this discussion about whether or not the Payroll tax cut should be paid for as part of the extension. How do you think they will pay for the bush taxcut extensions making them permanent?

I heard they will let everything lapse except for the very top and raise taxes on the rest of us to pay for it.

facebook?
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Hmmmm, real friends..., right...?
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Awww you make me sad.
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BRONACH wrote:

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Unlike you, I actually know my friends.
I don't do the facebook or any other type of online friendships.
Run along loser.

Dingo wrote:

facebook?
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Hmmmm, real friends..., right...?
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Awww you make me sad.
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You've been sad all along.

Sad Sack!

Yellow Dog Dingo wrote:

And who exactly got those "No Bid" Contracts under GW Bush?
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That's just your Bush OCD talking again, dog ...

Are you seriously trying to validate BOBO's corrupt behavior by saying he'\s living up to Bush's standard?

Really?

Dingo logic:

1. Bush sucked.
2. BOBO = Bush
3. ergo, BOBO sux.

What a tool.

okboston wrote:

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Dee, who is going to wi Michigan? Mitt or Rick? I heard Newt was out of money and will be gone within two weeks. The sooner he goes the more he helps Rick.
And what is it with the Republicans in the House? All this discussion about whether or not the Payroll tax cut should be paid for as part of the extension. How do you think they will pay for the bush taxcut extensions making them permanent?
I heard they will let everything lapse except for the very top and raise taxes on the rest of us to pay for it.

As usual, OKB is just acting out instructions received from Daily KOS/Dem Oppo Central Office:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/daily-kos...

Dee Lay wrote:

<quoted text>I am surprised that democrats want abortions; after all you’re killing off your own people.

In elitist lib progressive speak, it's known as population control. If that pesky US Constitution didn't keep getting in their way, they'd mandate the number of children family's could have ... with waivers for those who paid them, of course. Just like Obamakare.

The Kenyan lizard and Shillary LOOOOVE eugenicist baby-killer Margaret Sanger, as do all progressivess, including his sick, twisted radical commie czars. Aside from their goal of cleansing the populace of non-producing undesirables, the less stolen money they need to feed their plantation welfare-enslaved, hapless helpless ghetto degenerates, the more left over to payoff their cronies.

Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, was another Progressive racist—and eugenicist:

Indeed, Hitler “took notes” from the eugenics teachings of American Progressives.(http://hnn.us/articles/1796.html )

Left-wing “saint”, Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, was another Progressive racist—and eugenicist. The organization, MAAFA-21, has produced a first-rate DVD, exposing the Progressive eugenicists as the genocidal racists that they were.(http://www.maafa21.com/ )

Another Progressive icon, FDR, appointed Klansman, Hugo Black (D-AL), to the Supreme Court. You should check out the short video concerning Hugo Black, made by Kevin Jackson (BlackSphere.com )—it’s excellent.(http://katysconservativecorner.typepad.com/ka... )

Michael Zak notes that,“In the 1950s, the Klansmen against whom the civil rights movement struggled were Democrats. The notorious police commissioner Bull Connor, who attacked African-Americans with dogs and clubs and fire hoses, was both a Klansman and the Democratic Party’s National Committeeman for Alabama.”
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Racism and the Never-ending Storm
http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/arti...

Dingo wrote:

facebook?
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Hmmmm, real friends..., right...?
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Awww you make me sad.
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The Kenyan lizard emerged from his lowered, harlem limo with his wookie outside a CPUSA crackhouse, accidentally hitting a staggering ghetto obaminion with the car door. "Whoopsie", said the lizard, his face dripping with dew and reeking of fish.

"I hate eating wookie carpet", the lizard lamented. "I really miss gobbling Sinclair sausage", he continued.

Noticing the copious spittle dripping from the drugged-out obaminion's pockmarked chin, the lizard cracked a knowing smile.

"Damn wookie crabs!", he said. "Hey you like seafood?,'cause I can vomit in your face right now."

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

Dingo wrote:

Trying to make friends on Topix
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that is a darn shame
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you poor sap
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The Kenyan lizard ran into an adoring ghetto obaminion derelict (is there any other kind?) in a liquor store.

"Damned fat-assed fugly wookie and her mexican lobster bean dip parties", the lizard muttered, upon which he and the obaminion farted simultaneously, exchanging a knowing, loving glance.

"Argh, another wet one. Got a bad case of diahrrea", he mumbled to the obaminion. "Do you wanna eat it here, or should I fill the paper bag you'll be drinking your dinner from so you can eat it later?"

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

okboston wrote:

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When you work with people that are diametrically opposed to anything you want to do what do you expect?
I see the House has flipped again once the realize how appealing it is to demand a tax cut for the working public be paid for while saying they are free to fat cats.
That is exactly what Obama has faced from day one from the Senate and the last couple of years from the House.

After a wrong turn steered the Kenyan lizard's limousine entourage smack dab into the middle of 10,000 drugged-out Wall Street occupiers, the Kenyan stormed from his limo and joined the rabble, throwing a lawn chair through the glass window of Wall Street's largest bank.

After which he was seen running into the bank, screaming, "Take that, honkies!".

Upon exiting the bank two minutes later,$10,000,000.00 campaign check in hand, he tossed the lawn chair into his limo, saying "This'll come in handy at the beach", waved to the gaggle of pillaging occupiers, and was escorted to Air Force One to join his wookie for another $4 million dollar taxpayer-funded exotic vacation.

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

Dingo wrote:

And who exactly got those "No Bid" Contracts under GW Bush?
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The Kenyan lizard emerged, his fly unzipped, from an alley adjacent to Bill Ayers underground hideout, where he'd just given a rousing pep talk.

"Rallying my fellow jackbooted subversive commies, terrorists, racists, felons, and drug-dealing obaminion losers always make me pee like my daddy's damned witchdoctor sucking on a shrunken head", he confided to a gaggle of slack-jawed ghetto admirers.

"Hey are y'all thirsty?", he shouted to the crowd. "'Cause this big lizard could squeeze out a refreshing thirst-quencher from his little lizard if y'all are. It's 99 percent commielicious, mofos!"

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

okboston wrote:

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Dee, who is going to wi Michigan? Mitt or Rick? I heard Newt was out of money and will be gone within two weeks. The sooner he goes the more he helps Rick.
And what is it with the Republicans in the House? All this discussion about whether or not the Payroll tax cut should be paid for as part of the extension. How do you think they will pay for the bush taxcut extensions making them permanent?
I heard they will let everything lapse except for the very top and raise taxes on the rest of us to pay for it.

The Kenyan lizard was sitting on the porch steps of a Vegas cat house, leafing through his pocket copy of the Koran when an adoring ghetto obaminion derelict (is there any other kind?) tripped over him, fell down the stairs, and lay bleeding in the parking lot.

Panicked, the lizard sprung into action, rushing to the obaminion's side. "What can I do so you won't sue my subversive commie ass?", he asked the derelict.

"Ugh ugh", was all the injured obaminion could say, but as the lizard deftly reached for his fly, licking his lips in anticipation, his security detail abruptly ushered both of them into his limousine.

The lizard was later seen being driven away, wiping his soaking chin off on his sleeve. A WH Press Release has stated that the sleeve will be available for auction on eBay later this afternoon.

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

Dingo wrote:

Trying to make friends on Topix
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that is a darn shame
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you poor sap
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The Kenyan lizard was rehearsing his speech outside a CPUSA communist party rally where he was scheduled to speak, when suddenly a staggering ghetto obaminion derelict stumbled into him and spilled his entire paper bag of malt liquor all over him.

Thinking the lizard might be upset, the obaminion offered him his bag of crack, knelt at his feet, opened his mouth, and gazed up lovingly.

"My commie homies can wait", the lizard smiled, and proceeded to light up the crack, unzip, and bask in the glowing wet, slurping serenity of the moonlit evening.

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

okboston wrote:

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Your right, we don't need a brand new, untried POTUS. We have one with almost 4 years of experience.

The Kenyan lizard was moaning and grumbling in a stall in the mens room of CPUSA headquarters, when an adoring ghetto obaminion derelict (is there any other kind?) noticed and asked if he could be of assistance.

"Not unless you wanna lend me your face, my homie brotha", the lizard replied. "I just unloaded the biggest steaming pile of reeking wet crap in commie history, and wouldn't you know it, I left the house without my pocket copy of the damned Constitution ... and I desperately need to wipe myself."

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

The Kenyan lizard unexpectedly ran into an adoring ghetto obaminion derelict (is there any other kind?) at the juvenile detention center, just as the sheriff was taking the cuffs off both of them.

"I'm a victim of circumstance, nyuk nyuk nyuk", the lizard aped to the sheriff, doing his best three stooges impersonation. "Look, I wasn't hanging around the schoolyard looking for fresh meat for myself, I was just scouting for Larry Sinclair", the lizard explained.

At which point the obaminion -- who amazingly resembled a tattered, grotesquely obese African version of Curly Howard -- sighed, looked longingly at the lizard, pursed his lips, and made smooching gestures. "Goo-goo eyed, fish-lip stuff", as the sheriff described later it.

The parolled lizard and the blubbering obaminion were last seen scurrying from Fredericks of Hollywood, giggling like school children and humming Al Green songs, having purchased "a gaggle of XL-sized womens lingerie and two dozen exotic plastic strap-on devices", according to a store clerk who requested anonymity.

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

Revised for authenticity!!!

The Kenyan lizard was rehearsing his speech outside a CPUSA communist party rally where he was scheduled to speak, when suddenly a staggering ghetto obaminion stumbled into him and spilled his entire paper bag of malt liquor all over him.

Thinking the lizard might be upset, the obaminion offered him his bag of crack, knelt at his feet, opened his mouth, and gazed up lovingly.

"My commie homies can wait", the lizard smiled, and proceeded to light up the crack, unzip, and bask in the glowing wet, obscenely loud slurping, sucking noises that had the muslim commie subversive rocking on his heels, revising his former opinion that the Muslim call to prayer was "the most beautiful sound in the world".

-- Witnessed by Anonymous

con stupidity:

"Let me speak specifically about a credential that I do bring to this table, Charlie, and that's with the energy independence that I've been working on for these years as the governor of this state that produces nearly 20 percent of the U.S. domestic supply of energy." --Sarah Palin, misstating the actual amount of energy produced by Alaska, which is only 3.5 percent, Sept. 11, 2008

"But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy." --Sarah Palin, explaining the $700 billion government bailout of Wall Street to Karie Couric, CBS News interview, Sept. 24, 2008