More 'Under God' billboards going up in Asheville, other NC cities

Larry Cable Guy wrote:

Two nations "under God"...
GIT R DONE!

2 nations UNDER GOD? Oh now I understand.

The United States of yankeedom and
The Confederate States of the South.

I now pledge allegience to the flag
of the Confederate States of America.
One region, UNDER GOD,
with liberty and justice for all Southerners.

Amen.

One Dixie,
UNDER GOD,
With baptist churches abounding.

Thomass38 wrote:

One Dixie,
UNDER GOD,
With baptist churches abounding.

Your a sick MF. Get help ASAP before you hurt yourself.

Tommy Hoffmann wrote:

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Your a sick MF. Get help ASAP before you hurt yourself.

Yesiree I am a seriously demented idiot loony. Pleeeeze help me!

God Is, and God Is Good! People shoujld worship Him, whether as a Christian, Buddhist, Jew, or Hindu. So the billboards are good. The gutter "religion", Muslimism is of satan. And satan makes the yankee lieberal socialist dimocrats vote for communist crooks, like we have now.

Down with satan and up with God!

OM SHALOM OM!

Terrence and Mrs. Tuber, the TV Couch Potatoes, are propped up on their potato couch, chewing peanuts and watching their favorite soap opera "The Potato Family" on television. When the doorbell rings, Chip the dog starts barking, and Terrence looks around at it and accidentally pops a peanut into his ear. He is still sitting on his potato couch with his head tipped to one side, trying to get the peanut out, when his daughter and her boyfriend Frito walk in.

The rest of the joke

Frito immediately sees the situation and offers to help Terrence to get the peanut out. "Look," says Frito, "I'll cover your mouth, stick my two fingers into your nostrils and then blow into your other ear." In desperation, Terrence agrees to give this a try. Frito stuffs his fingers tightly into the couch potato's nose and blows into his ear. Sure enough, the peanut pops out the other side.

Later that evening, Terrence and Mrs. Tuber are propped up in bed watching a re-run of "The Potato Family" on television, when Mrs. Tuber asks her husband, "That Frito is such a nice boy, what do you think he will do when he leaves school?"
"I don't know what his plans are," replies Terrence. "But from the smell of his fingers, I think he will probably be our son-in-law."

Thomass38 wrote:

I now pledge allegience to the flag
of the Confederate States of America.
One region, UNDER GOD,
with liberty and justice for all Southerners.
Amen.

And the Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, gave his annual State of the State address this morning. And while you might think that after five years in office, he has run out of cute references to his own movies. But he most certainly has not, because he made reference to Conan's sword in today's speech. All that's left is for him to tell the Board of Education about 'Kindergarten Cop,' right?

The real challenge, though, is for Joe Biden because he's got to figure out how to get Dick Cheney out of the vice presidential mansion. As you know, Dick Cheney is armed and has a history of shooting old men.

So far, more than 10,000 acres have been burned. Yesterday, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger ordered a state of emergency to be declared. Or he might have ordered a steak with burgundy and an eclair. It's hard to tell. It's times like these when we think twice about electing a former bodybuilder from the black forest. Last time we had a big fire - he tried to slather it with baby oil.

California is not an easy state to be Governor of, but here's how I see it, everyplace has something you have to worry about - Louisiana has hurricanes, Texas has tornadoes, here we have earthquakes, wildfires and Heather Locklear behind the wheel. You make do.
One of the big themes for convention speakers was that we need to elect a Republican that will go in and clean up the mess in Washington. I think that’s a great lesson for kids -- always clean up your own mess.

Obviously, they're keeping the less popular Republicans out of the spotlight. President Bush gave a speech last night which couldn't have been more than five minutes long. Dick Cheney is in Azerbaijan, which I think is the farthest possible point from Minneapolis on the globe, and they actually locked Senator Larry Craig in the convention center men's room. Either that or he locked himself in, I'm not sure.

Thomass38 wrote:

One Dixie,
UNDER GOD,
With baptist churches abounding.

This weekend, the Republican National Committee elected their first-ever African-American chairman. His name is Michael Steele, or as he's known in the Republican Party,'the black guy.'

The Republican party is considering naming the first African-American chairman in their party's history. Isn't that incredible? That's big news. First African-American, yeah. Yeah, unfortunately, Republicans are having a hard time finding an African-American who's white.

The Republican Party is considering choosing an African-American to be their party’s chairman. Yeah. Unfortunately, neither guy wants the job.

The governor of California is the actor and former body builder, Arnold Schwarzenegger. He announced that he opposes Proposition 8. Proposition 8 is the proposition in California that would ban gay marriage.... Arnold also opposes Proposition 14, which would require all Governors of California to speak some English.

Speaking of politics, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently said that in the 1970s, he smoked marijuana. Yeah. Apparently, Arnold got so stoned, you could understand every word he was saying.

Free Dumb wrote:

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With liberty and justice for all EXCEPT gays, atheists, sometimes women, blacks and whomever else the anti-American Christian majority deems as unworthy of Constitutionally protected rights, right poser?

Well said, Free Dumbs, If these intolerant christian biggot hate mongers would mind there own bussiness and allow others to have thier own beliefs, discussions like this would not be needed.

Are all Christians intolerant bigot hate mongers? Do all Christians prevent others from having their own beliefs? Just Christians? Is it possible that intolerant bigot hate mongers preventing others from having their own beliefs are also muslim, jewish, catholic, unitarian, atheist, and agnostic? In other words, is intolerance, bigotry, hate mongering, and stifling of beliefs a human condition or a theological condition? I'm enjoying an open and honest discussion of the topic. What's wrong with that? We can only lose our fears when we open our minds.

Blue Dog Dem wrote:

Are all Christians intolerant bigot hate mongers? Do all Christians prevent others from having their own beliefs? Just Christians? Is it possible that intolerant bigot hate mongers preventing others from having their own beliefs are also muslim, jewish, catholic, unitarian, atheist, and agnostic? In other words, is intolerance, bigotry, hate mongering, and stifling of beliefs a human condition or a theological condition? I'm enjoying an open and honest discussion of the topic. What's wrong with that? We can only lose our fears when we open our minds.

If you will reread my post, you will note that I did not say "ALL" Christians.But,as yet, I have not met many Christians without 1 or more of the above traits. Do I assume that in your open and honest discussion that, since my thoughts differ from yous, I am not allowed to join the conversation. Isn't that part of what I posted before?

GOD BLESS AMERICA! TWO NATIONS (ONE CONFEDERATE ONE YANKEE) UNDER GOD! Get Her Done!

Beevis n Butthead wrote:

ALLAH BLESS AMERICA!

One day Lupo is walking home when he notices a huge gorilla standing on the roof of his house.
Not knowing what to do about it he looks in the phone book under GORILLA REMOVALS. Then he calls up Kowalski's Get Lost Gorilla Service and explains the situation.
Ten minutes later Kowalski arrives with a banana, a bulldog, a butterfly net, a ladder and a loaded gun.
"Okay," says Kowalski, "it is quite a simple thing. I am gonna throw the banana at the gorilla, and while he is busy eating it, I am gonna climb up the ladder and push him off the roof.
"Then the bulldog is trained to grab him by the nuts, and when the gorilla holds himself in pain, you throw this butterfly net over him."
"Great!" shouts Lupo, with enthusiasm.
"But what about the gun?"
"Well," explains Kowalski, "if I miss the gorilla and fall off the roof myself, you shoot the dog!"

Fred wrote:

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If you will reread my post, you will note that I did not say "ALL" Christians.But,as yet, I have not met many Christians without 1 or more of the above traits. Do I assume that in your open and honest discussion that, since my thoughts differ from yous, I am not allowed to join the conversation. Isn't that part of what I posted before?

Gosh no, Fred. I'm glad you have joined the conversation. Welcome! It just seems that many posters on this forum use a rather broad brush to paint all Christians in the same manner. I'll acknowledge that there are indeed bigoted, ignorant, hate mongering, lousy Christians. I just wanted to make sure we all agree that this is a human trait found in all types of people, from every background, religion, and non-religion. And I'll even agree with you that finding anyone anywhere without at least one of these character flaws to some degree is exceedingly difficult, but again that's all people - not just Christians.

Thank you for the posts and the stimulating adult conversation.