top ten reasons america is better than canada

10--we actually have a space program. 9--we have ten times as many people. 8--all the biggest canadian stars live here. 7--we have the nfl, canada has the cfl. 6--we have new york, los angeles and miami; canada has toronto, montreal and vancouver. 5--we're not jealous of canadians; canadians are jealous of us. 4--we can kick canada's ass anytime we want. 3--we have a better climate. 2--we have hotter women and better beaches. and the number 1 reason america is better than canada is--we're not canada.

hattiesburg american wrote:

10--we actually have a space program. 9--we have ten times as many people. 8--all the biggest canadian stars live here. 7--we have the nfl, canada has the cfl. 6--we have new york, los angeles and miami; canada has toronto, montreal and vancouver. 5--we're not jealous of canadians; canadians are jealous of us. 4--we can kick canada's ass anytime we want. 3--we have a better climate. 2--we have hotter women and better beaches. and the number 1 reason america is better than canada is--we're not canada.

I've been to Hattiesburg. You have no room to ever criticize anyone else. Hattiesburg is a hellhole of the highest degree.

hattiesburg american wrote:

10--we actually have a space program. 9--we have ten times as many people. 8--all the biggest canadian stars live here. 7--we have the nfl, canada has the cfl. 6--we have new york, los angeles and miami; canada has toronto, montreal and vancouver. 5--we're not jealous of canadians; canadians are jealous of us. 4--we can kick canada's ass anytime we want. 3--we have a better climate. 2--we have hotter women and better beaches. and the number 1 reason america is better than canada is--we're not canada.

Im not sure quite how old you are Hattiesburg so i'll choose my words wisely........ Your a fucking idiot! and although this is a waste of time talking to you because your clearly an Idiot im going to go through a few details about Canada with you that will maybe help you to understand why Canada was ranked "best country to live in the world"(1997) by the United Nations. Canada has been well above the states on this list for a long time for quite a few reasons. 1- Canada is in the top ten of the world for best educational systems, where as the States are so far from the top ten they cant even see straight.... or maybe they are watching American idol, or blogging about shit that is not important because they are to busy being bored as tits living in butt fuck nowhere Hattiesburg. 2- we have free health care... and before you go saying that you heard Canada's hospitals are third rate and we are hard pressed on lists waiting to be taken care of by shitty doctors dont, because thats just not true at all... infact that information was given directly to you through your TV from the mouth of the same people who actually take your money in return for medicine. America is actually one of the few countries in the world who still actually do that ... and just so your clear on the subject i have never paid for any drugs, surgeries, ambulance rides or stitches in my entire life! because my country loves me :) 3- If you think the States are better because there is more people why dont you go live in Communist China... I hear they have lots of people im sure you would have trouble being as lonely as you are in butt fuck nowhere. 4- ever since your country went to war you have lost so much money that the Canadian dollar was worth more than the American dollar for almost three months..... now they are permanently on par
5- Canada has only Fines for the possession of sweet miss Mary Jane, some States still put people to jail for 25 years for possession.
6- "The American Dream"- as of may 2008 you either have a passport with or a National ID card with chip inside of it that tracks everything you do and also everywhere you go.(if you dont know that already then your in trouble Mr)
7- You could be taken from your home without any charges given to you, flown to another country and legally tortured under the premise that you are a "terrorist" ("terrorist"- anyone and everyone is an eligible bachelor according to your government)
8- States has absolutely the highest rate of obesity in the world to go along with its stupidity
9- recent news proved the link from former president Herbert Walker Bush directly to ties with Nazis
the list could really go on all day but the point is that Canada does not suffer from any of these problems so i think instead of wasting my time talking to an idiot ill just go outside and breath the very fresh very tasty summer air:) have a nice life

space program--just sent that little baby the mars phoenix lander to mars and got a shuttle scheuduled to go up sunday, strength in numbers, all the top canadian stars move to the u.s. when they get big and become american citizens, the canadian football leage is for those who can't play in the NFL, new york city, l.a., and miami are far more popular destinations than montreal, toronto or vancouver, canadians ARE envious of the united states, number 4 is not even debateble, much warmer climate than fridgid canada, especially in the southern and southwest u.s., and marissa miller and megan fox are american girls. i rest my case.

wow so you think a sports league, space program, heat waves and TWO bitches makes your entire country somehow better than others.- maybe soon you'll figure out why the united states is the most hated country in the whole world. Its because your a barely literate dueshe bag who cant see two feet beyond you ego.
you can keep all that shit nobody wants it when everyone else lives in a country with FREE HEALTH CARE, i cant stress this enough...... i mean are you even reading these words FREE HEALTH CARE, you would prefer football over free health care.... well buddy its all yours - enjoy the torture, enjoy the poisonous chemicals your government puts in your water and your anti depressant medication you pay so much for, the hurricanes that nobody does anything about besides sit back and watch people die.- why do you think Canada has never suffered from a terrorist attack? OH AND I FORGOT We burned your first white house to the ground so suck my dick you retarded prick

your fellow canadians must think america is better than canada, sport. enough of them are moving down here.

personally i don't know any Canadians that have moved to America.

Also I don't really care about this argument but I felt that I must say it's quite funny that the only war Canada and America got into was a Canadian victory. I guess stripped down, without the bombs and what not we'd rape you guys any day.

By the way Megan Fox looks like a meth addict.

I don't know anyone that likes America or anyone that is moving to America because they think its better then Canada. At most, you get our old people until they die and you can have them. I know one person working on a ship down there for a few years but its more to steal your jobs because you guys are to lazy/fat to do that type of work.

You clearly haven't even been to Canada as you would see that our girls are much hotter. You have the higher obesity rate by a lot. Maybe if you like fat girls America is better.

I assure you, no Canadians are jealous of you, your hick town or your hick country.

Why the fuck would you write this anyways? You don't even know what the fuck you are talking about. You really fail at your fat litte self-righteous life. Do the world a favor and just kill yourself.

So if America rocks that much, how come when I was down in Austrillia and stayed at a hostel there were Americans with Canadian flags on their bags? Its becuase Canadians get more respect from the whole world than America, because we Canadians dont blow up anything that could be a threat.

and PS. if we're judging the countrys on celeb status, we have Paul Anka, Bryan Adams, Jim Carrey, Pamela Anderson, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Hayden Christensen, Nelly Furtado, Michael J. Fox, WAYNE GRETZKY!!!, Avril Lavigne, Diana Krall, Howie Mandell, Mike Myers, Sandra Oh, Steve Nash, James Nasmith (the guy who invented basketball), need i go on?

you have Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus... be proud.

You just stated in just the right tone, why the rest of the world thinks your a joke. Thanks for the reminder Hattiesburg!

PS- No clue why it says I am from Georgetown, KY.

I am from New York, NY.

all over the world** to be treated in America. Typographical error.

We are both happy that you live in the US. My only regret is for your neighbours back home.

hattiesburg american wrote:

10--we actually have a space program. 9--we have ten times as many people. 8--all the biggest canadian stars live here. 7--we have the nfl, canada has the cfl. 6--we have new york, los angeles and miami; canada has toronto, montreal and vancouver. 5--we're not jealous of canadians; canadians are jealous of us. 4--we can kick canada's ass anytime we want. 3--we have a better climate. 2--we have hotter women and better beaches. and the number 1 reason america is better than canada is--we're not canada.

Chelsea wrote:

So if America rocks that much, how come when I was down in Austrillia and stayed at a hostel there were Americans with Canadian flags on their bags? Its becuase Canadians get more respect from the whole world than America, because we Canadians dont blow up anything that could be a threat.

..WE DO ''love'' both Countries,tooooo booot...The hillbilly farmboy has spoken...now most...yodeling....eh...yada u.

you don't have micheal fox and wayne gretzky and pamela anderson and hayden christensen and howie mandel and shania twain because most of them have moved here and become american citizens. of the celebritis mentioned, only nelly furtado resides in canada. the rest have got smart and moved to the good ol' usa.

I would like to apologize to any canadian who has read this post by this redneck from Shitburreg "whatever the fuck it's name is." I dont want every canadian to think where all redneck americans. Yes miami, new york, and san francisco are nice but.... VANCOUVER is one of the biggest vacation spots of all the AMERICAN Celebrities. They all own gigantic houses there so dont even start with that shit. Also montreal is a beatiful province
----Yours truly Born American
P.S no Rednecks i'm not saying this cause i'm from new york....

oh also the irony that im from hicksville :P

We have Ecum Secum in Nova Scotia, Nesterville in Ontario that always sounds like Hooterville to me.Conception Bay in Newfoundland and the population isn't all that high there. Hicksville would make one vulnerable, wouldn't it but I would rather spend a week in Hicksville with another human being than an hour in Harrietsberg where that guy lives and all the poor people who who go to church everyday praying that he will leave his fine apartment and head in any direction that will take him out of town. There use to be a chick on Forum that could tie him up in knots and leave him gasping for air. Where is she. She could show the young lads a thing or two. Never swore at him just gave him an effective right arm jab every time. Knocked the air out of him and moved on. I have seen her blogging a bit but not so much of late.
We will all look you up if we are down that way and you come and see us. Nova Scotia where the guys are writing from is beautiful.I think it is called Canada's Playground.

Born American wrote:

oh also the irony that im from hicksville :P

I want to point out that you wouldn't have the Atomic Bomb if WE CANADIANS didn't give you the Uranium first.