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Oct 20, 2009 | Posted by: Dark_Island

Medium To Interview Michael Jackson From Beyond The Grave

Full story: www.thespoof.com:80

A major player in the world of satellite TV today announced that it would premier a live world exclusive interview with dead 'King Of Pop' Michael Jackson conducted by celebrity 'medium' Derek Pakora. One cynical reporter stated: "Wacko Jacko never said much when he was alive, so I'm sure he's hardly turned into a chatterbox since he kicked the bucket. That's assuming there even is an afterlife. Also assuming that the devil, Old Nick himself will allow Jacko time off from stoking the furnaces of hell to take calls. Even if Derek does get through, Jacko will either be late or fail to show up at all."

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Sarah

Toronto, Canada

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you must be a devil yourself to have such thoughs on Angel called Michael Jackson.

tim

Kent, UK

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Michael Jackson is a angel of Hell. The devil loves him!

Sarah

Toronto, Canada

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Michael has, never had will never have any relationship with the Devil. Maybe you will show up in this interview. It looks like you and Devil are friends. The Devil will send you fro this interview. because I can tell you, the Devil and Michael are miles apart. He(Devil)can not get even nearby where Michael is enjoying life with God and surrounded by fellow Angels

Dark_Island

“Jnpxb fhk obl qvk”

Since: Mar 08

8,356

Buffalo, NY

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Sarah wrote:

Michael has, never had will never have any relationship with the Devil.

By "relationship" do you mean bumfvcking like Wacko's "relationship" with Jordy? Or do you mean "relationship" like butt buddies who troll the 'net for fresh young things to woo and win? Wacko is one of Satan's servants. Their "relationship" (if that's what you want to call it) is that of a Dark Overlord who has ruled Hell for Eternity and a new minion who is a worthless piece of melting plastic who diddled young boys and didn't pay his bills.

HTH

daggonit

Buffalo, NY

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What the hell is this bs? stupid.

Michael, you're amazing. I love you.

BillyDaKid09

“Duc, sequere, aut de via deced”

Since: Jan 09

6,510

Watching The Lunatic Fringe..

ISP: Fresno, CA

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daggonit wrote:

What the hell is this bs? stupid.
Michael, you're amazing. I love you.

He can't hear you, stupid Moo moo.

Ricky Bobby

Charlotte, NC

Jackson lied his ass off when he was alive. What other information does this psycho, I mean psychic think he is going to get? This is going to be like when Geraldo Rivera opened Capone's hiding place (or something like that) and nothing was there. Jackson has been more entertaining for me dead than alive.

Dark_Island

“Jnpxb fhk obl qvk”

Since: Mar 08

8,356

Buffalo, NY

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BillyDaKid09 wrote:

<quoted text>He can't hear you, stupid Moo moo.

<<roflmao>>

Doncha just love f'loons?? And they wonder why we come here. Where else can you laugh this much without paying a cover charge?

Michael

Baltimore, MD

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There are no little boys down here, i am so lonely.

Everytime I see a young boys and go to touch him, hair sprouts out from their pants and cuts my hands.

Sometimes I see a very pretty boy and go to kiss him and his face turns into a moist vajayjay. I vomit in my mouth.

Help me please I think I am in HELL.

OMJ

Las Vegas, NV

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Dark_Island wrote:

<quoted text>
<<roflmao>>
Doncha just love f'loons?? And they wonder why we come here. Where else can you laugh this much without paying a cover charge?

You are such a pathetic loser....

smilemj

BillyDaKid09 wrote:

<quoted text>He can't hear you, stupid Moo moo.

He can.

smilemj

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Michael wrote:

There are no little boys down here, i am so lonely.
Everytime I see a young boys and go to touch him, hair sprouts out from their pants and cuts my hands.
Sometimes I see a very pretty boy and go to kiss him and his face turns into a moist vajayjay. I vomit in my mouth.
Help me please I think I am in HELL.

You are sick, ask for help.

BillyDaKid09

“Duc, sequere, aut de via deced”

Since: Jan 09

6,510

Watching The Lunatic Fringe..

ISP: Fresno, CA

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smilemj wrote:

<quoted text>
He can.

Go bang on his crypt then and see if he is available to talk with you. Stupid f'loon.

Juan

Pachuca, Mexico

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smilemj wrote:

<quoted text>
You are sick, ask for help.

Pray for Michael, he is in Hell for touching little boys.

Reality_Awaits

Since: Dec 06

7,603

Pensacola, FL

OMJ wrote:

<quoted text>
You are such a pathetic loser....

The irony goes on and on.

chris

Dubai, UAE

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It never ceases to amaze me how many people there are out there who comment on subjects without knowing the facts. Contrary to what the vast majority of the unintelligent public believe, the broadstream media does not present fact. There never was, and there is still, no evidence that Michael Jackson was a paedophile. You can have as many fantasies as you like about him abusing boys, where he may be now based on another fantasy - hell and being a mythical figure - the devil. The reality is that there is no evidence to support any of it. Why not spend your time doing something more useful that will not make you appear quite so dim like learning to spell.

zepforever

“movin' through Kashmir”

Since: Mar 09

1,734

Devil's hole

ISP: Algiers, Algeria

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Michael wrote:

There are no little boys down here, i am so lonely.
Everytime I see a young boys and go to touch him, hair sprouts out from their pants and cuts my hands.
Sometimes I see a very pretty boy and go to kiss him and his face turns into a moist vajayjay. I vomit in my mouth.
Help me please I think I am in HELL.

Hahahahaha!!!awesome!!
but i dont think that floons have enough didnity to help you in hell.

zepforever

“movin' through Kashmir”

Since: Mar 09

1,734

Devil's hole

ISP: Algiers, Algeria

smilemj wrote:

<quoted text>
He can.

Obama?

zepforever

“movin' through Kashmir”

Since: Mar 09

1,734

Devil's hole

ISP: Algiers, Algeria

smilemj wrote:

<quoted text>
You are sick, ask for help.

I thought floons adoring Michael!!
now he is sick and he should ask for help??
Ooooooooooo!!!!!!
Jacko says he feels betrayed

BillyDaKid09

“Duc, sequere, aut de via deced”

Since: Jan 09

6,510

Watching The Lunatic Fringe..

ISP: Fresno, CA

Liberian girl wrote:

<quoted text>
There's a place in your heart
And I know that it is love
And this place could be much
Brighter than tomorrow.
And if you really try
You'll find there's no need to cry
In this place you'll feel
There's no hurt or sorrow.
There are ways to get there
If you care enough for the living
Make a little space, make a better place.
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place for
You and for me.
If you want to know why
There's a love that cannot lie
Love is strong
It only cares for joyful giving.
If we try we shall see
In this bliss we cannot feel
Fear or dread
We stop existing and start living
Then it feels that always
Love's enough for us growing
Make a better world, make a better world.
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race.
There are people dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place for
You and for me.
And the dream we would conceived in
Will reveal a joyful face
And the world we once believed in
Will shine again in grace
Then why do we keep strangling life
Wound this earth, crucify it's soul
Though it's plain to see, this world is heavenly
Be God's glow.
We could fly so high
Let our spirits never die
In my heart I feel
You are all my brothers
Create a world with no fear
Together we'll cry happy tears
See the nations turn
Their swords into plowshares
We could really get there
If you cared enough for the living
Make a little space to make a better place.
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place for
You and for me.
There are people dying if you care enough for the living
Make a better place for you and for me.
There are people dying if you care enough for the living
Make a better place for you and for me.
You and for me / Make a better place
You and for me / Make a better place
You and for me / Make a better place
You and for me / Heal the world we live in
You and for me / Save it for our children
You and for me / Heal the world we live in
You and for me / Save it for our children
You and for me / Heal the world we live in
You and for me / Save it for our children
You and for me / Heal the world we live in
You and for me / Save it for our children

Stop pushing your BS. No one cares when you turn around and cuss them out.

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