Chick-fil-A Posts 'Record' Sales on Appreciation Day

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The walk-in customer line went outside the front doors at the Whitesburg Drive, Chick-fil-A during Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day in Huntsville, Ala.
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1 - 9 of 9 Comments Last updated Aug 3, 2012

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Since: Sep 10

Fernandina Beach, Florida

#1 Aug 2, 2012
Why don't they have a Wal-Mart holiday?
Razorback Jack

Justice, IL

#2 Aug 2, 2012
Wal-Mart is anti-gay because the fairies keep coming in to the stores and stretching out the bikini bottoms around the crotch area and hanging them back on the display rack.
Dan Salazar

Long Beach, CA

#5 Aug 2, 2012
Gays and the Progressive Freak Fringe of the Democratic Party need to learn that engendering HATE may further their political ambitions and do major damage to America it does not advance their causes.
Aria

Houston, TX

#6 Aug 2, 2012
And we will set a new record in November when we line up to get tea.
You didnt built that

Santa Rosa, CA

#7 Aug 2, 2012
The Constitution will continue to stand - Inspite of the best efforts of the gay nazi's and the looney leftists in government.

Rahm Emmanuel should step down! It's time for these radical leftist lunatics to go.

America has spoken loud and clear through it's support of Chic-fil-a!

November is coming!
Adam and Steve

Pitts, GA

#8 Aug 2, 2012
We just read on NAMBLA's website that they're encouraging "closeted" gay men working at Chick-fil-A's across America to rub-one-out into the chicken batter... giving it that extra special "gay" flavor. We both drop really big gooey "porn star sized" loads of baby gravy, and can't wait to get back to work tomorrow to "pump-up the volume" on them juicy Chic-fil-A biscuits and sandwiches! Move over Adam & Eve... here cums Adam & Steve!
Reverend Dan Cathy wrote:
As the President, owner, and CEO of all Chick-fil-A's worldwide, I would like to personally thank ALL of Americas God fearing Christians for turning out in-mass at your local Chick-fil-A's for GOD HATES FAGS day. We are proud to announce that, with ALL of your support, our sales increased by 500% on Wednesday. Along with God, the Holy Bible, and myself, your total complete unashamed hatred of homosexual sodomite men is always greatly appreciated.
The Chick-fil-A Corporation has decided to extend God's, the Holy Bible's, and my own list of people God and ourselves hate by adding the cainenites. We believe in our rights to freedom of speech, and while Chick-fil-A respects the existence and present freedom of the blacks, we believe in God's biblical teaching regarding black slavery (Leviticus).
I am proud to announce that I will be donating all of Wednesdays profits, well over $3 Million dollars, to both the NRA and the KKK. These two groups, in the wake of the Trayvon Martin fiasco, do an outstanding job in protecting us white God fearing Christians from the evil blacks.
All of God's children, even small children, know that "white" represents purity and goodness and that "black" represents evil and sin. I ask that you please support our cause by visiting your local Chick-fil-A this Friday for GOD HATES BLACKS day. And remember that with every super-sized value meal you eat at Chick-fil-A, God saves an aborted baby from certain death. God not only hates fags, but he hates the blacks, too. Maybe he'll hate Muslims next?
Thank you for your support,
Reverend Dan Cathy, CEO Chick-fil-A
Stan and Kyle

United States

#9 Aug 2, 2012
What does rub one out mean? My mom said she never heard of it.
Fawn Dilmahbals

United States

#10 Aug 3, 2012
All this PROVES that GOD HATES FAGS!
All those sodomites, along with all the hiphop gangsta raping blacks and those godless devil worshiping muslims are going STRAIGHT TO HELL!! Thank GOD for the rain that washes Americans streets clean of these scum. I'm so glad ALL of you God fearing Christians agree 110% with me. Amen!
Reverend Dan Cathy wrote wrote:
As the President, owner, and CEO of all Chick-fil-A's worldwide, I would like to personally thank ALL of Americas God fearing Christians for turning out in-mass at your local Chick-fil-A's for GOD HATES FAGS day. We are proud to announce that, with ALL of your support, our sales increased by 500% on Wednesday. Along with God, the Holy Bible, and myself, your total complete unashamed hatred of homosexual sodomite men is always greatly appreciated.
The Chick-fil-A Corporation has decided to extend God's, the Holy Bible's, and my own list of people God and ourselves hate by adding the cainenites. We believe in our rights to freedom of speech, and while Chick-fil-A respects the existence and present freedom of the blacks, we believe in God's biblical teaching regarding black slavery (Leviticus).
I am proud to announce that I will be donating all of Wednesdays profits, well over $3 Million dollars, to both the NRA and the KKK. These two groups, in the wake of the Trayvon Martin fiasco, do an outstanding job in protecting us white God fearing Christians from the evil blacks.
All of God's children, even small children, know that "white" represents purity and goodness and that "black" represents evil and sin. I ask that you please support our cause by visiting your local Chick-fil-A this Friday for GOD HATES BLACKS day. And remember that with every super-sized value meal you eat at Chick-fil-A, God saves an aborted baby from certain death. God not only hates fags, but he hates the blacks, too. Maybe he'll hate Muslims next?
Thank you for your support,
Reverend Dan Cathy, CEO Chick-fil-A
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Sharon Johnston

Manchester, GA

#11 Aug 3, 2012
Stan and Kyle wrote:
What does rub one out mean? My mom said she never heard of it.
"Rubbing one out" is how I found the semen to self impregnate with. That's how I was able to have my wonderful insane clown headed son Abdulla. Many years ago early one Sunday morning around 3am, Abdulla's daddy came over to my obama government subsidized apartment after an unproductive night of begging loose women at the local clubs for some herpes infected blue waffle. He was so drunk that he passed out while taking a dump on my toilet. After applying friction to his tootsie pole, I was able to "rub out" a big juicy load of his baby gravy. I believe they call that a "blumpkin" when you drain a mans dick snot while he's on the shitter. I transferred his protein shake from my mouth to a turkey baster, then crammed the turkey baster up my wazoo and squirted his nut butter right up into my flappin tubes. Around eight months later, out popped my baby Abdulla!

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