Groups Want Faith Exemption On Same-Sex Marriage Issue

nkeithf wrote:

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Just to clarify, the afternoon sex does NOT take place at the piano bar...that would just be ...tacky.

It may not happen at the piano bar.. but still , perhaps, on a piano !!!

Ura Joke wrote:

<quoted text>OOOOO....do tell! It's been years since I last wore my Ethel Merman costume. ;)

Ohh Ethel, what a fabulous way to spend an afternoon !! BECAUSE THERE'S NO BUSINESS..LIKE SHOW BUSINESS..LIKE NO BUSINESS..i KNOWWWWWW

ByronMoreno wrote:

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What's the brunch place that has the showtune singalong?

When I lived in Hartford, I do remember the "Chez Est" having a fun and interesting Sunday piano scene !! It has changed and moved since then..but ..I do digress !! p.s. I did meet ( what I thought ) was the love of my life at that place .... guess my heart was warmed by the music... and not the man.

Pasquale Daly wrote:

<quoted text>It may not happen at the piano bar.. but still , perhaps, on a piano !!!

Why do you want to make the baby Jesus cry?

Smith wrote:

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Why do you want to make the baby Jesus cry?

What a pathetic question.

Why do YOU want to violate the United States Constitution?

Carrot Cake Man wrote:

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What a pathetic question.
Why do YOU want to violate the United States Constitution?

Actually, yours is a little bit as well.

What "violation" of the United States Consitution are you alluding to?

New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry
JUNE 17, 2009 CONCORD, NH—

Less than two weeks after legalizing gay marriage in the state, New Hampshire legislators enacted a new law Tuesday making it mandatory for persons over the age of 60 to attend three same-sex weddings every year for the rest of their lives.

"Beginning July 1, all senior citizens must publicly condone gay unions by RSVPing to the rainbow-colored invitation, putting on nice church clothes, and spending an afternoon celebrating the wedded bliss of two men or two women who like to have sex with each other," bill H.B. 437 read in part.

"Any person who refuses to weep joyously when the grooms kiss may be subject to harsh penalties."

Gay marriage advocates are already protesting the new statute, which they say unlawfully forces homosexuals to have gross old people at their weddings.

Catholic League president Donahue has protested in the name of the pope.

Smith wrote:

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Why do you want to make the baby Jesus cry?

baby Jesus does not cry.. he laughs and enjoys a good heart.

Economist wrote:

New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry
JUNE 17, 2009 CONCORD, NH—
Less than two weeks after legalizing gay marriage in the state, New Hampshire legislators enacted a new law Tuesday making it mandatory for persons over the age of 60 to attend three same-sex weddings every year for the rest of their lives.
"Beginning July 1, all senior citizens must publicly condone gay unions by RSVPing to the rainbow-colored invitation, putting on nice church clothes, and spending an afternoon celebrating the wedded bliss of two men or two women who like to have sex with each other," bill H.B. 437 read in part.
"Any person who refuses to weep joyously when the grooms kiss may be subject to harsh penalties."
Gay marriage advocates are already protesting the new statute, which they say unlawfully forces homosexuals to have gross old people at their weddings.
Catholic League president Donahue has protested in the name of the pope.

are you mad

Pasquale Daly wrote:

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It's from The Onion.

ByronMoreno wrote:

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It's from The Onion.

I know where that onion will grow, well !!!

Pasquale Daly wrote:

<quoted text>baby Jesus does not cry.. he laughs and enjoys a good heart.

Ah, but you see, in Smith's twisted idolatrous religious world view, God NEVER laughs....he's very, very stern, and hates us all.

nkeithf wrote:

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Ah, but you see, in Smith's twisted idmith's problem?olatrous religious world view, God NEVER laughs....he's very, very stern, and hates us all.

Heavenly hemorrhoids! Is that S

The Golem wrote:

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Heavenly hemorrhoids! Is that S

Yes, that is his fundamental problem... His father never laughed or liked him, either.

I'm frustrated by so-called Christians who can overlook that the God of the Hebrew Scriptures had no problem laughing or delighting in people whom he had created.

nkeithf wrote:

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Ah, but you see, in Smith's twisted idolatrous religious world view, God NEVER laughs....he's very, very stern, and hates us all.

Well, I can tell you right now...he totally likes me.... I am in the popular crowd

nkeithf wrote:

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Yes, that is his fundamental problem... His father never laughed or liked him, either.
I'm frustrated by so-called Christians who can overlook that the God of the Hebrew Scriptures had no problem laughing or delighting in people whom he had created.

Had no problem punishing them with fire, flood, wild beasts, and the sword either.

A god that delights in public fornication on a piano? Sounds kinda like a heathen pagan god to me.

Smith wrote:

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Had no problem punishing them with fire, flood, wild beasts, and the sword either.
A god that delights in public fornication on a piano? Sounds kinda like a heathen pagan god to me.

I wonder who the god of piano fornication is? Liberace? Little Richard? Reg Dwight?

Ura Joke wrote:

<quoted text>I wonder who the god of piano fornication is? Liberace? Little Richard? Reg Dwight?

Dionysis, the god of music and drunken reveille.

You sacrifice to devils.

Smith wrote:

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Dionysis, the god of music and drunken reveille.
You sacrifice to devils.

Sorry, no sacrifices to devils but thanks for refreshing my memory Friend Smith. BTW...'Dionysus'. I don't think any sacrifices were involved with Dionysus/Bacchus, other than grapes.

Ura Joke wrote:

<quoted text>Sorry, no sacrifices to devils but thanks for refreshing my memory Friend Smith. BTW...'Dionysus'. I don't think any sacrifices were involved with Dionysus/Bacchus, other than grapes.

See how divinely inspired the word of God is, grapes are always associated with the wrath of the Lord.

You sacrifice yourself when you worship devils and wicked living.