Correction officers foil escape at Suffolk jail

Sniff that key for poo-poo smell

WOODY from ST JAMES wrote:

THIS NOTHING THAT A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BEHIND THE SCENES, RUBBER HOSE WHOOPIN COULDN'T FIX!!!

We wouldn't want to upset constant critics like Michael now would we?

4 out of 5 interrogators recommend water boarding for extracting information.

Crespin, 20,

20 years old and he kills someone. At 20, I was more concerned about getting a piece of a$$. Boy, how times have changed! I'm 60 now and still have the same concerns.

Nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot.

No trial, no reports to file.

A man's got to know his limitations.

Do you feel lucky, punk?
Do ya?

Go ahead, make my day.

"Hey! I gots to know!"
[click]

We can't just let you walk out of here.
"Who we?"
Me, Smith, and Wesson.

Would you boys like a lift?
"Yeah"
Then go sit on a jackhammer.

Yet another case of a disenfranchised individual falling victim to society's stereotypes...(note the sarcasm).

What we got here is a lack of communication.

You wanna play rough?
Ho-kay. Say hello to my little friend!

Way to go.this job is a rough one,and the C.O's still perform to the highest level even being without a contract for 6 years

He should be executed

But just for the record, when I was 19 yrs old and serving a bullet, I found a handcuff key in the corridor leading to the PODs . Some careless CO lost it, when I turned in my finding I was accused of stealing it. Escape from suffolk co. is near impossible, he should be at a jail in PA where one can drive into the lot with no registration, insurance and valid license and then get a visit while having an active warrant. But I'm not complaining, I like the lax security . Besides there are rarely any spaniard gang members out here, they fear the redneck locals toting shotguns. I drove my 69 Charger up there on Sarurday with a vanity plate affixed to the rear. Good stuff.

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