Was Jesus White?

illuminati wrote:

forgive the typographical mistakes. I type VERY fast:
"we would be able to force jesus down the throats of others"
should be:
"we would be UNable to force jesus down the throats of others"
"importants" = "importance"
utterly human and...
Illuminati

"Illuminati"? Doesn't that mean that you are a devil worshipper or something? Or at least atheist?

Think about It wrote:

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"Illuminati"? Doesn't that mean that you are a devil worshipper or something? Or at least atheist?

Hey EXPAT?

You need to come over to the AA forum and help me beat the hell outta those thugs over there.

Your expert commentary is needed!

Two White Crows wrote:

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Hey EXPAT?
You need to come over to the AA forum and help me beat the hell outta those thugs over there.
Your expert commentary is needed!

Why would you call your relatives "Thugs". Why do you want to beat your Parents and brothers? Quit drinking!

Blackwiseman wrote:

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Why would you call your relatives "Thugs". Why do you want to beat your Parents and brothers? Quit drinking!

At least he knows who his daddy is, boy. That's right; I said BOY. Shoe-shine BOY.

Sing us a song, BOY. C'mon, BOY, it's in your blood!

"Hey there, Uncle Fud
It's a treat to eat a peach
On the Mississippi mud..."

*tap tap tap" FASTER BOY!*taptaptaptappitytap*

Bean Buster wrote:

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At least he knows who his daddy is, boy. That's right; I said BOY. Shoe-shine BOY.
Sing us a song, BOY. C'mon, BOY, it's in your blood!
"Hey there, Uncle Fud
It's a treat to eat a peach
On the Mississippi mud..."
*tap tap tap" FASTER BOY!*taptaptaptappitytap*

Brings back fond memories of the late, great, Mr. Whitefolks. Nobody sassed Mr. Whitefolks.:-)

Jesus was a bearded Palestinan in a long robe!

Bean Buster wrote:

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At least he knows who his daddy is, boy. That's right; I said BOY. Shoe-shine BOY.
Sing us a song, BOY. C'mon, BOY, it's in your blood!
"Hey there, Uncle Fud
It's a treat to eat a peach
On the Mississippi mud..."
*tap tap tap" FASTER BOY!*taptaptaptappitytap*

Nothing to do in "the" old Trailer HUH ? Dreaming of how to have your life destroyed over night HUH! Weak minded trailer "BOY". Why do Middle class White folks, Hate Poor Trailer trash. They feel you are the scum of the earth. We didn't name you trailer trash, your own kind did. My my my, what a waste! OH well, Hows McCain doing! LOL! Get ready to bow down to your new Master! Obama! This should be real funny! Old crackers like you, following your "New" leader! I just love it! His first Law, should be to eliminate all trailers, for scrap. To make parts for the War! Since you guys are so dam Patriotic, contribute to the dam War, Dummy! Give up your Ford gas guzzling truck and your home(Trailer) LOL!!! See yeah Redneck!

Blackwiseman wrote:

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Nothing to do in "the" old Trailer HUH ? Dreaming of how to have your life destroyed over night HUH! Weak minded trailer "BOY". Why do Middle class White folks, Hate Poor Trailer trash. They feel you are the scum of the earth. We didn't name you trailer trash, your own kind did. My my my, what a waste! OH well, Hows McCain doing! LOL! Get ready to bow down to your new Master! Obama! This should be real funny! Old crackers like you, following your "New" leader! I just love it! His first Law, should be to eliminate all trailers, for scrap. To make parts for the War! Since you guys are so dam Patriotic, contribute to the dam War, Dummy! Give up your Ford gas guzzling truck and your home(Trailer) LOL!!! See yeah Redneck!

Who done taughtsed yo ass to spell, Bhoy? Yes, I did say Bhoy!

I live in a house, Bhoy. My next door neighbors - two men and one woman - are corrections officers. Yo ass be well acquainted wit they type, don't it, bhoy? I don't drives me a truck, bhoy. Shoe shine bhoy.

Obama wouldn't give yo ghetto ass the time of day. He don't lets no FUBU-wearin', KOOL-smokin' I-done-gots-a-warrant-out-fo-m y-ass criminals within a mile of him.

You ain't gots no rights.

Gee let me see here, how many white guys do I know by the name Jesus? ABSOLUTELY NONE!!!!!! Does that answer the ?

marko wrote:

yes, he was a jew....but not part of jews religion...he brought the truth to be preached door to door...

If this Jesus preached door to door, then why did he tell the disciples to not preach to the gentiles then?

These were the twelve disciples whom Jesus sent out after he had given them these instructions: "Don't turn on to the road that leads to the gentiles, and don't enter Samaritan towns.

Matthew 10:5

Bean Buster wrote:

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Who done taughtsed yo ass to spell, Bhoy? Yes, I did say Bhoy!
I live in a house, Bhoy. My next door neighbors - two men and one woman - are corrections officers. Yo ass be well acquainted wit they type, don't it, bhoy? I don't drives me a truck, bhoy. Shoe shine bhoy.
Obama wouldn't give yo ghetto ass the time of day. He don't lets no FUBU-wearin', KOOL-smokin' I-done-gots-a-warrant-out-fo-m y-ass criminals within a mile of him.
You ain't gots no rights.

I don't smoke and I wear K-swiss! You on the other hand shop at Walmart! That store is always crowded with your kind. Poor Trailer people wear whatever. Nasty, bummy jeans, that smell like Marboro's and draft beer! Do you guys still tip cows and FK sheep? Nasty Bastard! OH Yeah! Leave your Old ugly Mother alone! Quit having sex with her. You know that's a Poor Whiteman's habit! Obama Baby!!!!

It is amazing today that all anyone is concerned with is race. In this world we have enough to be worried about. God created us all in his image, so if God is a colorful being, than so be it. Who really care if Jesus was of one color or another. The way I see it is Jesus was sent here for us to change our ways. I am not a historian but what ever the people of that time looked like, Jesus came here not looking like them. The people were suppose to trust in someone that did not look like what they were use to. If the people were of a light color, then Jesus could have been of a darker color and vice versa. We all know that the only reason we have so many differences in the world is because small minded people sit and count them. My family is very colorful and what ever color Jesus was, we believe he is the Son of God and that is all anyone should be doing. Get over the color and be the person God sent his Son here for.

James C J wrote:

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I agree with your comment . Those black monkeys are really mad . How can Jesus be a monkey like negros??????????

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Who you calling a monkey you towel head? Come over here and say that. And what would you're ignorant stank butt know about Jesus? You preach to a damn gold-plated statue.

Bean Buster wrote:

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At least he knows who his daddy is, boy. That's right; I said BOY. Shoe-shine BOY.
Sing us a song, BOY. C'mon, BOY, it's in your blood!
"Hey there, Uncle Fud
It's a treat to eat a peach
On the Mississippi mud..."
*tap tap tap" FASTER BOY!*taptaptaptappitytap*

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Forgive him blackwiseman, he's Iranian and don't even know what his country is. Everybody wants to be like Mike. He's jealous, can't you see?

Bean Buster wrote:

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Who done taughtsed yo ass to spell, Bhoy? Yes, I did say Bhoy!
I live in a house, Bhoy. My next door neighbors - two men and one woman - are corrections officers. Yo ass be well acquainted wit they type, don't it, bhoy? I don't drives me a truck, bhoy. Shoe shine bhoy.
Obama wouldn't give yo ghetto ass the time of day. He don't lets no FUBU-wearin', KOOL-smokin' I-done-gots-a-warrant-out-fo-m y-ass criminals within a mile of him.
You ain't gots no rights.

See? I told you he was jealous. I rest my case.

Two White Crows wrote:

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Hey EXPAT?
You need to come over to the AA forum and help me beat the hell outta those thugs over there.
Your expert commentary is needed!

TWC, do you find black people so interesting? I've never deliberately gone over to a "white" or "indian" forum to "beat the hell outta" them. I find this behavior to be both peculiar and intriguing. Is there reasoning behind the deed of doing this? I’m really curious ‘cause as you know I like to try and understand peoples psyche.;-)

PSYCHED wrote:

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TWC, do you find black people so interesting? I've never deliberately gone over to a "white" or "indian" forum to "beat the hell outta" them. I find this behavior to be both peculiar and intriguing. Is there reasoning behind the deed of doing this? I’m really curious ‘cause as you know I like to try and understand peoples psyche.;-)

You're just warmin' up, aren't ya'? LOL I can hear the blades being sharpened from all the way over here in down home Kentucky. Now, I'll back out and be one of those "silent readers", but you know I think you've got the stuff of which saints are made, don't you? Well, I do. OK, on with the show. xoxo

it is an allegory of the sun

Jesus was not white....no one in that region is white today so he obviously was not white....if mary and joseph were able to flee into egypt when herod decreed that all males under two should be slaghtered he must have been able to blend in. Egypt is in Africa...you figure out the rest....don't know exactly what he looked like but "feet as burnt brass" that is far from white sorry...and by the way the original Jews weren't white either

Christina wrote:

Jesus was not white....no one in that region is white today so he obviously was not white....if mary and joseph were able to flee into egypt when herod decreed that all males under two should be slaghtered he must have been able to blend in. Egypt is in Africa...you figure out the rest....don't know exactly what he looked like but "feet as burnt brass" that is far from white sorry...and by the way the original Jews weren't white either

The "feet as burnt brass" is from the Book of Revelation, which, as Clarence Darrow put it, "was written by a psychopath who called himself the Apostle John." The "his hair was white as wool" line is from the same
collection of drooling rants.

Charlie Manson got the inspiration for his "Helter Skelter" scam from the Catholic Bible version of Revelation. So, as far as credibility goes, that sums it up pretty well.