Cubs' Gatorade dispenser designated for assignment

Better yet, Build a new ball park!

It'll be for sale on Ebay within the week....

I wish the Cubs put Zambrano on eBay. He's got incredible talent which will never be completely realized thanks to the emotional control of a toddler. The Cubs will never win with him. Grab the highest bid and show him the door.

If only fantasy MLB had a category for whacked beverage dispensers, I'd have picked up Z! He's a power hitter's power hitter!

Children can't handle nice toys i guess.

Too bad the Gatorade dispense isn't out there on the mound for the opposition. At least that's something the Cubs can hit.

They don't need to get rid of it. They just need to have a batting helmet made for the machine. It is like the 26th player, it just needs the right equipment.

What a bunch of spoiled babies. Athletes should realize that they are paid to play and add very little of lasting value to society, so remember that when you get so self-important.

They should replace it with a tampon dispenser. MOINK

Maybe we should get rid of the psychos in the dugout?

Zambrano ruined the career of Micheal Barrett, and hurt the family of a teammate.

Now he's damaging personal property. After last years annul Cubby meltdown someone (believed to be Dempster again) smashed the water pipes in Dodger Stadium and the Cubs had to pay for it.

What's this teaching kids?

It was a foolish advertising stunt by Pepsi. Get it out of the dugout and bring back the big orange beverage coolers.
How do you dump a beverage dispensing machine over someone's head in celebration? Stupid move ignoring tradition.

Reality - Michael Barrett ruined his own career. He was and is a mental case. He had many issues before his fight with Zambrano. His fight with Oswalt and Pierzynski happened way before his scuffle with Zambrano. Don't feel to bad for him and his family, I'm sure he is doing just fine with the Toronto Blue-Jays.

Reality wrote:

Maybe we should get rid of the psychos in the dugout?
Zambrano ruined the career of Micheal Barrett, and hurt the family of a teammate.
Now he's damaging personal property. After last years annul Cubby meltdown someone (believed to be Dempster again) smashed the water pipes in Dodger Stadium and the Cubs had to pay for it.
What's this teaching kids?

Stop using my name. Show some originality and think up your own.

poor gatorade dispenser :(

I am surprised that we did not hear the name of the "high ranking team official" who decided to remove the dispenser. It sounds like a Crane move, and he is always trying to get his name out there.

Don't give them gatorade! You broke it, now drink water. What a bunch of idiot's!

I just don't get it.

TheREALTruth wrote:

It was a foolish advertising stunt by Pepsi. Get it out of the dugout and bring back the big orange beverage coolers.
How do you dump a beverage dispensing machine over someone's head in celebration? Stupid move ignoring tradition.

The Cubs can have their Gatorade celebration...the rest of us prefer the champagne locker room.

its going to be replaced with a stuff rachel ray doll

Was watching the Dodger game today and they mentioned that it should be replaced by Snapple LOL