Slumping Texas Rangers turn to Cliff Lee to extend World Series

Hey all you with the BLUES don`t worry I will make the Dodgers better in 2011- re-sign Octavio Dotel from the Rocks, Reed JOhnson starting in left & a new catcher Tom Haller will come out of retirement to join the team!! We don't need a Cliff Lee, we have a good young pitcher James McDonald who will step up and -----what's that Ned you traded him for a bucket of seeds, hmmmmm good deal!! Anyway, only a few items will go up in price @ the stadium but the most important thing for you the fans is to come out. have fun, spend a little, or alot of $$$$$$ & watch, and you should salute the Giants they worked hard for this & also please keep showing up @ least with 3,000,000 fans because I am gonna need to pay Jaime off & need money to lure Ken Griffey out of retirment, hey I may re-sign MANNY, I am that committed!!*

* To profits SUCKAHS!!!

Why call it World Series? It's only play in USA between USA teams. How stupid can you get.

Billy Joe...anyone who can play baseball form another country is already here playing MLB. Look at the rosters and country of orgin.