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Oh, and what do you know?
And and and and His name is Dan Uggla is back at the #2 position in the batting order, and right after I see that I heard Willie Randolph say that to bat #2 as he did with the Yankees for so long, you have to make contact, go to right field and BE UNSELFISH and take pitches and think of the team. OK, yes like Fredi and His Name is Dan Uggla understand it. Uggla must have photos of Fredi bending down to pick up soap in a shower or something because this whole think is inexplicable how he plays Amezaga in center tonight and thinks that Uggla is a better second hitter than Amezaga. And His Name is Dan Uggla has now put a new hitch to his swing which is a HELICOPTER motion so that he can miss the ball with more emphasis. It actually looks like one of those copters coming out of DaNang air base during the Vietnam war, an old helicopter technology that I have not seen at war since I saw Dave Kingman way back with Mets and Cubs and a few others. Now, well, what is next, I think that His Name is Dan Uggla should actually bat clean up so that he can protect Cabrera. So Uggla 4th, Jacobs 5th and Olivo 6th and the Willingham 7th, this way we can have an all fantasy strike out artists in a row all together. AND ARMANDO BENITEZ ... I LOVE YOU MENG... YOU have that 8th inning magic down to a science. Your 8th inning magic is as automatic as Huizenga's ownwership of a football team screwing it up. You both mean well but there is a voodoo curse there somewhere for the both of you. |
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Fire Freddy
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