A New Year's Resolution for Every MLB Team

I got a great New Year's resolution for all those BET/MTV bandwagon Stankee fans: Stop wearing those garbage Yankees cap. Many of you eggplants only wear them because of that lowlife Jay Z who made many of his $$$$ by selling junk to 12 year olds in the ghetto. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! I would like to see you bandwagon moulan yams venture near Fenway Park wearing that garbage Yankees stuff because your bodies would NEVER BE FOUND!!!!!! You DON'T f*** w/ Red Sox Nation EVER!!!! Btw, Derek Jeter is gay (or bisexual) because after he broke up w/ Minka, he was going out with Anderson Cooper.#2 wanted to be with his Coop on New Year's but Kathy Griffin told DJ to back off!!!!! Also Alex Rodriguez aka A-Bum is going out with former WWE diva Torrie Wilson who is from IDAHO. Ah yes Idaho land of below zero weather, potatoes and the Aryan Nation. That's right, folks, The Aryan Nation aka the Militias, the KKK, Neo-Nazis and so forth!!! Many of the good old boys of Idaho don't watch Logo TV, don't say Mazel Tov and they blast Merle Haggard and NOT Bruno Mars and they think that Larry The Cable Guy should be President and NOT Obama. It's also home of Ruby Ridge where they don't read EBONY at all, they read MEIN KAMF and the TURNER DIARIES. My advice for A-Bum is to dump Torrie before a couple of skinheads put some holes in ya!!!!!! LETS GO METS 24/7!!!!

The Mets suck in the shadow of The Yankees greatness.
Get over it! Egplants, WOW prejudice much. Yeah, I know what mullinyan means. And what are you wearing on top of your pointed head, a propeller beanie cap. Go find Cecil. And STFU.
Give you a break? Much obliged. Which knee, right or left?
You're out of your fawking mind. The Home Boyz would do some damage to a fool like you, talking that trash. Boston Sox suck.
Talkin smack. As the song says: "Watch what the f*ck flies outta your mouth" I left a message for you on the other thread where you were runnin' your mouth. You don't have walking around sense.
A little fool punk like you needs to be bi*ch slapped.
May I?

METS FAN FOREVER wrote:

I got a great New Year's resolution for all those BET/MTV bandwagon Stankee fans: Stop wearing those garbage Yankees cap. Many of you eggplants only wear them because of that lowlife Jay Z who made many of his $$$$ by selling junk to 12 year olds in the ghetto. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! I would like to see you bandwagon moulan yams venture near Fenway Park wearing that garbage Yankees stuff because your bodies would NEVER BE FOUND!!!!!! You DON'T f*** w/ Red Sox Nation EVER!!!! Btw, Derek Jeter is gay (or bisexual) because after he broke up w/ Minka, he was going out with Anderson Cooper.#2 wanted to be with his Coop on New Year's but Kathy Griffin told DJ to back off!!!!! Also Alex Rodriguez aka A-Bum is going out with former WWE diva Torrie Wilson who is from IDAHO. Ah yes Idaho land of below zero weather, potatoes and the Aryan Nation. That's right, folks, The Aryan Nation aka the Militias, the KKK, Neo-Nazis and so forth!!! Many of the good old boys of Idaho don't watch Logo TV, don't say Mazel Tov and they blast Merle Haggard and NOT Bruno Mars and they think that Larry The Cable Guy should be President and NOT Obama. It's also home of Ruby Ridge where they don't read EBONY at all, they read MEIN KAMF and the TURNER DIARIES. My advice for A-Bum is to dump Torrie before a couple of skinheads put some holes in ya!!!!!! LETS GO METS 24/7!!!!

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