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news flash
North Bay, Canada
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I can name that tune in 3 Farts
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Since: Nov 08
Williamsburg, VA
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news flash
North Bay, Canada
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Can you imagine this kid in Crook County jail letting one go in the cell with this big 350 lb. monster for an inmate, I guess he would learn the cure for this real fast.
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blameus
Valparaiso, IN
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Nel Macreen wrote: Flatulence...being arrested for...oh my... Next, we'll be hanging children - oh wait we do that already in Iran. For the love of anything sacred let the boy break wind! PULL MY FINGER BYOTCH! You are amusing except the part that we are hanging children in iran, can you clarify who we are or are you talking about yourself ?
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Liberal and Proud
Westwood, NJ
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Dan wrote: He wasn't farting. He was doing an impersonation of Hilary Clinton. Oh, how sad. Was it your kid?
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Michelle Obama
Portsmouth, VA
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Michelle Obama wrote: I just ripped one. It was just my breath. My bad.
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TotallyOffTopic
Macungie, PA
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Juke Box Hero wrote: In FL they get arrested for farting. Priorities I guess. Don't forget that he turned off other kids' computers too--oh the horror! (rolling my eyes and wondering why this meritted more than a trip to detention)
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vibrator stew
Birdsboro, PA
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I hope he didn't $hit his pants with all that farting
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Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar
Chicago, IL
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If farts are a crime, I am probably on the FBI's 10 most wanted list.
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Dan
Whitehall, PA
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Liberal and Proud wrote: <quoted text> Oh, how sad. Was it your kid? No, it was yours, but no one knows who the father is.
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Chelle7822
Chicago, IL
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Wow.
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Old tune
Atlanta, GA
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Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin, giving birth to another Texan.
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Doogie Howser MD
Atlanta, GA
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Experts say you should break wind 13 times a day for good health - wet ones don't count.
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“Gaelic-Ioudaious "Sookie"”
Since: May 08
Emerald Isle, N.C Topsail
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W_T_F wrote: and how does one do this intentionally. please explain this to me. Not to my knowledge does anyone prank like this. It is a natural bodily function- but, good social skills are lacking with this kid.
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Since: Oct 08
Miami, FL
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I would beat my son senseless. And then my wife would beat me senseless for being a bad example. And I'd deserve it.
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Safety Officer
Atlanta, GA
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Never, ever light farts.
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Joe the Plumber
Miami, FL
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Arrested for conduct related to the computers yes....for passing gas no way...for if that were the case I would be serving LIFE
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“Gaelic-Ioudaious "Sookie"”
Since: May 08
Emerald Isle, N.C Topsail
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This must be a guy subject it appears- see yall' on the turn.:D
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Dick Tracy
Miami, FL
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If passing gas is a crime then only criminals will have farts
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unclesharkey
Baltimore, MD
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How about punishing this kid by making him clean the restrooms at school. Since he likes farting maybe cleaing a few toilets will lead him to a career in the janitorial field and save him from leading a life of flatulence.
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