Michigan State University Offers Zombie Survival Class

Mar 7, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: NBC Miami

The annual Zombie Walk in Sydney, Australia in February raised money for the Brain Foundation, and this year teamed up with FX channel in promotion of "The Walking Dead" series premiering in Australia.

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Elias

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Mar 8, 2012
 
off the trail wrote:
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Good question. An upstanding idea. Much better concept to work with.
Sign me up.
Yes, like what do you do when you wake up on an operating table on a strange spaceship and a nubile female nordic is proposing you impregnate her and create hybrid alien/humans.

hmmm an ethical dilemma?

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Elias wrote:
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Yes, like what do you do when you wake up on an operating table on a strange spaceship and a nubile female nordic is proposing you impregnate her and create hybrid alien/humans.
hmmm an ethical dilemma?
I thought you weren't very religious.:-)

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Mar 8, 2012
 
Now justy where in the Tartaros is Zaftig Zombie...that loveable rotting vixen...????

ahhhh, lure her in with some....Rob Zombie..!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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I wont be taking in any of her fluids, so I'm not worried about turning into a zombie myself.
I do think though, that it's very important we find out what happens to a tamed zombie who ingests plenty of my nutritious life-giving fluids, over a long period.
Yeah, sorry I still think your going to die. But don't worry I will not hesitate to kill you if you turn into one.
Pleasure over survival....interesting plan.
I take my zombie killing very serious. Rule of thumb "double tap" (zombie land)
P.s. Zombies can sprint now....there not slow anymore.
Elias

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I thought you weren't very religious.:-)
I'd like to cash in my 72 virgins now.
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Elias wrote:
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I'd like to cash in my 72 virgins now.
Hummmm with your amnesia, bouts of memory loss and avoidance techniques, the 72 virgins will have vanished into thin air before you make your move.

It may be time to appeal to punc, any idea on how we can get in touch with him?
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And this, while so many of our state universitys are forced to raise tuitions, due to economic pressure.....not very smart, from a public relations standpoint.....
Let's face it. All the really smart kids go to Michigan. The ones that can't get in end up at State. Still, I used to go to E.L. on the weekends.....for the parties.
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Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Let's face it. All the really smart kids go to Michigan. The ones that can't get in end up at State. Still, I used to go to E.L. on the weekends.....for the parties.
Sister went to Central, always thought they were the partiers...LOL...

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I'd like to cash in my 72 virgins now.
LOL

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I'd like to cash in my 72 virgins now.
Sorry, shelf live on those virgins expired years ago.

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Gosh dang it,.. "shelf life" not shelf live. Messin' my own jokes up,..##@!!
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Yeah, sorry I still think your going to die. But don't worry I will not hesitate to kill you if you turn into one.
Pleasure over survival....interesting plan.
I take my zombie killing very serious. Rule of thumb "double tap" (zombie land)
P.s. Zombies can sprint now....there not slow anymore.
Zombie Rule #1: Ability to run is based on the amount of time a zombie has been undead, and how much decay has set in.

Zombie Rule #2: Zombies decay but at a much slower rate than humans, and it's still possible to differentiate between young and old zombies.

Zombie Rule #3: Zombies are like lions: if they've eaten, you can walk by them without fear, but a pack of hungry zombies will attack you.

Zombie Rule #4: The quickest speed of any zombie is a shambling run. see Night of the Living Dead. No sprinters exist.

Zombie Rule #5: Zombies are not dexterous. They cannot pick up or use any items more complex than a rock or a stick.

Zombie Rule #6: Zombies have poor eyesight but they do have a strong sense of smell.

Zombie Rule #7: Zombies cannot speak but can communicate by pack mentality. The herd tends to move together if they sight food.

Zombie Rule #8: There is no overt recognition of people or places, there is a sense of familiarity that can dictate where a zombie moves.

Zombie Rule #9: There's no known cause of the zombie mutation.

Zombie Rule #10: Once you're bitten you'll die and reanimate as a walker. How long it takes is related to the nature your bite.
Zombie Slayer

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Mar 9, 2012
 
It has to be said, I haven't seen much evidence for Rule # 3.

Zombies, as far as I can tell, have no real need to eat. They just do it out of instinct. As we saw in Day of the Dead (1985), their entire stomach can be removed and they will still behave as normal.

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Zombie Rule #1: Ability to run is based on the amount of time a zombie has been undead, and how much decay has set in.
Zombie Rule #2: Zombies decay but at a much slower rate than humans, and it's still possible to differentiate between young and old zombies.
Zombie Rule #3: Zombies are like lions: if they've eaten, you can walk by them without fear, but a pack of hungry zombies will attack you.
Zombie Rule #4: The quickest speed of any zombie is a shambling run. see Night of the Living Dead. No sprinters exist.
Zombie Rule #5: Zombies are not dexterous. They cannot pick up or use any items more complex than a rock or a stick.
Zombie Rule #6: Zombies have poor eyesight but they do have a strong sense of smell.
Zombie Rule #7: Zombies cannot speak but can communicate by pack mentality. The herd tends to move together if they sight food.
Zombie Rule #8: There is no overt recognition of people or places, there is a sense of familiarity that can dictate where a zombie moves.
Zombie Rule #9: There's no known cause of the zombie mutation.
Zombie Rule #10: Once you're bitten you'll die and reanimate as a walker. How long it takes is related to the nature your bite.
I'll make sure to write those rules down.
Wait if your capturing a woman zombie for experiments. Then how long do you have to wait until she decays and have to get a new one?
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I'll make sure to write those rules down.
Wait if your capturing a woman zombie for experiments. Then how long do you have to wait until she decays and have to get a new one?
If she's good, I'll treat her with some good quality wood preservative.

Every man should treat his woman once in a while. Ha ha!
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yeah i hope you all become zombies so its easier for us to nuke you hahaha!!
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If she's good, I'll treat her with some good quality wood preservative.
Every man should treat his woman once in a while. Ha ha!
Wood preservatives?
Gee, she must be the luckiest semi-dead woman walking on the earth :p
Lol- she won't be able to move if you do that.
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Wood preservatives?
Gee, she must be the luckiest semi-dead woman walking on the earth :p
Lol- she won't be able to move if you do that.
A good woodstain should be able to penetrate deeply, but still allow for flexibility.

Cost is no object in a post apocalyptic world. It's just a question of finding one that doesn't whiff too much, and is preferably clear. I wouldn't want a mahogany woman.

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Ironically, most of the zombies are in college.
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yeah i hope you all become zombies so its easier for us to nuke you hahaha!!
You'll see nukes soon enough.....

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