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Rex
Australia
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This is the real england, they just can't play cricket!
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Since: Apr 12
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anonymous aussie
Perth, Australia
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Rex wrote: This is the real england, they just can't play cricket! What's cricket tell me about it if it's interesting :)
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“Fair & Balanced”
Since: Jul 12
scrap the dole
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get mates around for a BBQ - start cooking at 10am so the snags are well cooked by noon. put zinc cream on your nose & cheeks so you look like a professional cricketer & wear a terry toweling hat. Have a baby pool filled with water so you can sit & piss in so you don't have to keep staggering inside. Min 2 case beer per person. Require wife/GF to nag you about you & your mates drinking & language & the colour of the water in the pool. Have a TV going & yell HOWZAT, NOT OUT & that's f*cking bullshit every now & again & yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh loooooveelly shot occassionally. tell bullshit tales about yourself like how you once went barra fishing without a boat in a croc infested river & caught 13 20kg+ barra with a sowing needle & cotton thread.
I don't know how the game ends I've never been conscious.
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anonymous aussie
Perth, Australia
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chefboy812 wrote: get mates around for a BBQ - start cooking at 10am so the snags are well cooked by noon. put zinc cream on your nose & cheeks so you look like a professional cricketer & wear a terry toweling hat. Have a baby pool filled with water so you can sit & piss in so you don't have to keep staggering inside. Min 2 case beer per person. Require wife/GF to nag you about you & your mates drinking & language & the colour of the water in the pool. Have a TV going & yell HOWZAT, NOT OUT & that's f*cking bullshit every now & again & yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh loooooveelly shot occassionally. tell bullshit tales about yourself like how you once went barra fishing without a boat in a croc infested river & caught 13 20kg+ barra with a sowing needle & cotton thread. I don't know how the game ends I've never been conscious. Hahahaha that made my day, The older generation are amusing.
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Aussie Bob
Adelaide, Australia
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Rex wrote: This is the real england, they just can't play cricket! That's what I was thinking as well. Since when have they ever demonstrated a capacity to play cricket?
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