Will the real England stand up?

UNLESS Andrew Flintoff and his men rally in spectacular style at the WACA ground, a long-awaited Ashes series will be dead in the water before Christmas. Full Story
Rex

Australia

#1 Dec 16, 2006
This is the real england, they just can't play cricket!

Since: Apr 12

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#2 Jul 31, 2012
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anonymous aussie

Perth, Australia

#3 Aug 23, 2012
Rex wrote:
This is the real england, they just can't play cricket!
What's cricket tell me about it if it's interesting :)

“Fair & Balanced”

Since: Jul 12

wherever there's a mine

#5 Aug 23, 2012
get mates around for a BBQ - start cooking at 10am so the snags are well cooked by noon. put zinc cream on your nose & cheeks so you look like a professional cricketer & wear a terry toweling hat. Have a baby pool filled with water so you can sit & piss in so you don't have to keep staggering inside. Min 2 case beer per person. Require wife/GF to nag you about you & your mates drinking & language & the colour of the water in the pool. Have a TV going & yell HOWZAT, NOT OUT & that's f*cking bullshit every now & again & yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh loooooveelly shot occassionally. tell bullshit tales about yourself like how you once went barra fishing without a boat in a croc infested river & caught 13 20kg+ barra with a sowing needle & cotton thread.

I don't know how the game ends I've never been conscious.
anonymous aussie

Perth, Australia

#6 Aug 23, 2012
chefboy812 wrote:
get mates around for a BBQ - start cooking at 10am so the snags are well cooked by noon. put zinc cream on your nose & cheeks so you look like a professional cricketer & wear a terry toweling hat. Have a baby pool filled with water so you can sit & piss in so you don't have to keep staggering inside. Min 2 case beer per person. Require wife/GF to nag you about you & your mates drinking & language & the colour of the water in the pool. Have a TV going & yell HOWZAT, NOT OUT & that's f*cking bullshit every now & again & yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh loooooveelly shot occassionally. tell bullshit tales about yourself like how you once went barra fishing without a boat in a croc infested river & caught 13 20kg+ barra with a sowing needle & cotton thread.
I don't know how the game ends I've never been conscious.
Hahahaha that made my day, The older generation are amusing.
Aussie Bob

Adelaide, Australia

#7 Aug 26, 2012
Rex wrote:
This is the real england, they just can't play cricket!
That's what I was thinking as well. Since when have they ever demonstrated a capacity to play cricket?

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