Hi there you convict in breed bastards! It's Steve the Ginger gay guy from London England here live from the United States to give you the news...

Just thought I'd let you know that the Pommy Cricket Test Side just stuffed you in the final test at the Oval and you have been reduced to the rank of cricket 'has beens' again. Gday to ya tossers! Have a good time reflecting on the defeat. By the way, just so you know, the only guy that knows how to hit a ball for you blokes is Ricky Ponting (pity about the mouth injury) so look after him for f*ck sake!

Oh what a beautiful morning ... oh what a beautiful day ....... I've got a glorious feeling ....