Slovakia: Slo motion

Oct 23, 2010 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The New Zealand Herald

St Martina s Cathedral in Spisska Kapitula, Levoca, Slovakia. Photo / Supplied. Dakjuen. Hello from Slovakia - not to be confused with the Balkan countries of Slovenia and Slavonia.

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“The cow herder of Montenegro”

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Yes, Slovakia became the jewel of Central Europe.
Small, but picturesque country, friendly people welcomes you all.
Some say, once visited the country is never forgotten in your mind.
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Pesky army wrote:
Yes, Slovakia became the jewel of Central Europe.
Small, but picturesque country, friendly people welcomes you all.
Some say, once visited the country is never forgotten in your mind.
But why did the title of the article say "SLO motion" about Slovakia?

Can it be word is getting out how SLO we are?

“Say hello to my little friend!”

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Hungarians in Slovakia

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SLOvak Dung Miner

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SLO motion SLOvak wrote:
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But why did the title of the article say "SLO motion" about Slovakia?
Can it be word is getting out how SLO we are?
I think because all we Slovaks think in slow motion. For example, it took me twenty five minutes to just think of what to post, and. another ten minutes to post it. That is thirty five minutes of my day. We usually do not get much done in a day.
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sloovak dung miner,very educational,sure but slow.
SLO motion S L O vak

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SLOvak Dung Miner wrote:
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I think because all we Slovaks think in slow motion. For example, it took me twenty five minutes to just think of what to post, and. another ten minutes to post it. That is thirty five minutes of my day. We usually do not get much done in a day.
I know what you mean.

It took me about a h a l f h o u r 2 p o s t t h i s.

S L O WWWWWW L Y.

“The cow herder of Montenegro”

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Ape,

the trouble with you is, you are just another dumb Polak !
Everything takes you much longer than for any other person. Certainly, you must agree.
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As an example of my SLOWness, the above post of mine took me three hours to think what to post, and another two hours to post it. And this post took me two hours, and three hours to post it. A total of ten hours to post this and the another post. Whew! I am exhausted.
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Pesky Army wrote:
As an example of my SLOWness, the above post of mine took me three hours to think what to post, and another two hours to post it. And this post took me two hours, and three hours to post it. A total of ten hours to post this and the another post. Whew! I am exhausted.
LOL!!

AND I THOUGHT I HAD A SLOW MOTION SLO VAK BRAIN!

WHEW! Pesky I tink ur SLO MOTION SLOvak Brain might be SLOWWW er den mine SLOvak brain!

Pesky you are the king of SLO motion SLO vakia!
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My mommy was so slow in giving birth to me, I was three years old when I was born. I was born a double breach, upside down birth. A lot of birth defects .

Our champion Olympic cross country runner is a SLOvak tortoise. Our champion swimmer for the 2004 summer olympics is still in the pool, just about to finish last. He is wrinkled up a bit.
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Pesky Army wrote:
My mommy was so slow in giving birth to me, I was three years old when I was born. I was born a double breach, upside down birth. A lot of birth defects .
Our champion Olympic cross country runner is a SLOvak tortoise. Our champion swimmer for the 2004 summer olympics is still in the pool, just about to finish last. He is wrinkled up a bit.
LOL

Whies?

Whies du us SLOvak Yaks keep doin tings so SLOwly?

I thots dat 2004 SLOvak swimmer wuz dun already but eye ges not.
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Ma mudder told mee dat it is bitter ta do tings slow cause dat is what makes us slovaks so successful. Ma mudder says udder people git annoid at us cause we so slo, and do da work for us. ma mudder was smart. It tok ma mudder tin years ta give birth to ma sister. She was tin years old at her birth. Ma mudder say i was a fast birth. Even ma girl dawg gave birth to five year old puppies.
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Pesky Army wrote:
Ma mudder told mee dat it is bitter ta do tings slow cause dat is what makes us slovaks so successful. Ma mudder says udder people git annoid at us cause we so slo, and do da work for us. ma mudder was smart. It tok ma mudder tin years ta give birth to ma sister. She was tin years old at her birth. Ma mudder say i was a fast birth. Even ma girl dawg gave birth to five year old puppies.
Pesky, dat iz whuts eyes likes abouts yuse. Yuse r so honist.

I agwee. SLO iz de way 2 do everyting. Its bestest way! Yur mudder sounds likes a gweat laydee. whoo cares how longs itz takes to do dese tings. The SLOwer de betta! Itz de SLOwvak way ans we nose SLOvaks r numbers #1!
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Sometimes i is 2 swoe like win i go poo-poo. Ma butt goes num an i have ta slap it to wrake it up.

I haveta plant da spring corn in da winter cause i so slo.
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Pesky Army wrote:
Sometimes i is 2 swoe like win i go poo-poo. Ma butt goes num an i have ta slap it to wrake it up.
I haveta plant da spring corn in da winter cause i so slo.
Yes I nose de feeling.

Do yuse know whens I wunt to get a nice tan, I swallow a hole bottle of tanning lotion? I then turns bwight red ands orange. Itz works likes a charm.
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SLOmotionSlowvakEngwish wrote:
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Yes I nose de feeling.
Do yuse know whens I wunt to get a nice tan, I swallow a hole bottle of tanning lotion? I then turns bwight red ands orange. Itz works likes a charm.
I tink i will try dat. I finwee got ma jaw welded, sew i kin drink da bottle of dat tanning wotion and git tan. I weely White being in da dung mine all dey. I wanna bee bwight Red and orange lik u. I welded ma jaw open and kin not shut it. Ah forgit ta put bolts in da jaw hinges. I walk around wid ma jaw open. Other slowacks use it for a ash trey. I fill asweep in da pubwick bathroom, and a guy used ma open jaw for a urinal. Did i tell you i cut off ma middle finger for a tongue. I flatten it wid a hammer and welded it in ma mouth. Now i gots a tongue now. It jist flaps away up and down. Bit it is numb and gots no feelwin.

Did ya no dat Polish dung tastes bitter dem our slowocks does. Dats da twuth.

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slovakia is a place in Hungary?
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Cricklewood wrote:
slovakia is a place in Hungary?
Yes it is.

Hopefully the dumb SLOwvaks will return to Hungary the land they stole from Hungary.
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Pesky Army wrote:
Ma mudder told mee dat it is bitter ta do tings slow cause dat is what makes us slovaks so successful. Ma mudder says udder people git annoid at us cause we so slo, and do da work for us. ma mudder was smart. It tok ma mudder tin years ta give birth to ma sister. She was tin years old at her birth. Ma mudder say i was a fast birth. Even ma girl dawg gave birth to five year old puppies.
ROTFL!!!
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Pesky army wrote:
Yes, Slovakia became the jewel of Central Europe.
Small, but picturesque country, friendly people welcomes you all.
Some say, once visited the country is never forgotten in your mind.
I fully agree with last sentence. Let's have a look at life in modern Gypsylovakia:
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