Keep Away From Me Vegans

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John wrote:

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I had the misfortune to live with a stinking vegan for 2 months - pure hell.
I shared a house with a friend and everything was fine until he got a girlfriend. He asked if she could move in. "Sure" I said.
Big mistake.
The first night she announced that she was a "vegan".
I didn't worry about it at first. "If everybody has manners there will be no problem", I thought.
I was to discover that "vegans" and manners don't go together.
It wasn't enough for the c**t not to eat meat, she would preach at the dinner table, she would object to the "smell of death" - meat cooking - or there being meat in the refrigerator.
She was forcing her boyfriend to be vegan so I took to cooking and eating my meals separately - in my own home.
The final straw was when the lunatic came storming into the living room waving a frying pan in front of me. "Fred said you cooked MEAT in this".
"Yes", I said.
"You've ruined it" she said.
"This was my favourite pan for stir fries now I can't use it because the taste of meat will be in it."
I started laughing. "I washed it" I said.
"The meat oils get into the pan itself and it's ruined" she said hysterically.
I tried to explain to the spastic that the pan was solid cast iron and nothing would soak in but the imbecile just walked away crying and muttering.
That night I asked her to move out and my friend was not pleased. He moved out too and I lost a friend.
I hate vegans so much.

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Anonymous wrote:

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Glad he could come to his senses and not be friends with a jerk like you.:)

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hunters are COWARDS wrote:

....are enraged that there are so many people who are omitting animal corpses and secretions from their diets. These trolls spend every day of their miserable lives fretting over this ;)

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Spokaloonian wrote:

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No sin in being vegan. Knock yourself out.
I don't fret a bit, just more meat for me and mine.
Being vegan and being ARA are at opposite ends of the spectrum though.

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nuclear zombie named fred wrote:

<quoted text>and thanks for the idiotic and offtopic kidblather. geeze.

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WhiteDevil KingOf Trolls wrote:

I punched a vegan in the mouth today in the meat department at wal mart....I think he wishes he had kept his opinion to himself.