What Is The Cheeseiest Line

were u born with 3 legs or is that ur penis

EastLDNgyal wrote:

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LOL!! My art and textiles teacher was so annoying. I swear she was some sort of hippy. She made her skirts out of old curtains and they were bright and odd looking.:)

mine is just like that! but she shops at primark cuts the stuff up and alters it, she was telling us how she made her own necklace out of beads

Jumbojet wrote:

were u born with 3 legs or is that ur penis

i bet that worked on you!

APV wrote:

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But there are some women who do some crazy shit to get a man's attention. For example my Ex told me of a time a stranger (female) followed him into the Men's room. Girlfriend had no shame in her game and told him that she had to meet him. I thought that was drastic until I heard how other women try to steal men that are already in a relationship. I just wanted to know what tricks they used to accomplish that.
But you're right, it doesn't take much to show your interest (as long as he is paying attention to you in the first place). The hard part is getting his attention...

Yeah, I guess some women will do some crazy things, but I thought that was mostly to meet cerebrities. Why would a woman follow a regular ol' guy into the men's room? I mean, he's coming back out, right? And most regular guys don't have an entourage, so they're pretty easy to walk up to and say "hi".

As for "stealing" a man, again, a woman doesn't have to do much. just put the cards on the table, so to speak. She doesn't need any tricks. If the man wants to do it, he'll do it. I never call it stealing. that makes it sound like the may was with her against his own will, which is hardly the case.

APV wrote:

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Now that is a lie! I've seen women brag about it-but no one is sharing via this forum...
Our lines aren't as obvious as men's but we still have some that we use to get your attention.

I guess the only "line" I've heard a woman use was "I'll rock your world." Any of that play-on-words stuff doesn't work with men. WE like the direct approach. It's the reason so many men like porn: direct and to the point.

Chill out again wrote:

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I guess the only "line" I've heard a woman use was "I'll rock your world." Any of that play-on-words stuff doesn't work with men. WE like the direct approach. It's the reason so many men like porn: direct and to the point.

LOL-I have to remember that!

Nubian_x wrote:

<quoted text> i bet that worked on you!

Yea it gets me everytime, than I wake up

I had a woman ask me to come by her place and fix her plumbing. And let me tell ya. The line was cheezy, But her leaks stopped. Ha!

GoodGrief78 wrote:

I had a woman ask me to come by her place and fix her plumbing. And let me tell ya. The line was cheezy, But her leaks stopped. Ha!

LOL-I hope you didn't show up with plumber's crack!

APV wrote:

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LOL-I hope you didn't show up with plumber's crack!

nope just a pipe. HA!

This happened a cuple days ago.
I was in my car and at the red light some old man said...
Can you give me directions?
I said yeah...where ya going? he said to your heart. I said oh no you made the wrong turn. He started cracking up.

BrownSuga wrote:

This happened a cuple days ago.
I was in my car and at the red light some old man said...
Can you give me directions?
I said yeah...where ya going? he said to your heart. I said oh no you made the wrong turn. He started cracking up.

I thought that was you...and Im not white , crazy lady

BrownSuga wrote:

This happened a cuple days ago.
I was in my car and at the red light some old man said...
Can you give me directions?
I said yeah...where ya going? he said to your heart. I said oh no you made the wrong turn. He started cracking up.

and 30 is not old...I thought u said white, lol

Jumbojet wrote:

were u born with 3 legs or is that ur penis

Dont flatter yourself!!! lol j/k :P

Jumbojet wrote:

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and 30 is not old...I thought u said white, lol

lol..........huh??

:S

BrownSuga wrote:

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lol..........huh??
:S

That was me in the car who asked u for directions...see u still dont remember..j/k

CocoCabana aka Wifey wrote:

<quoted text>Dont flatter yourself!!! lol j/k :P

I know, Even Biggie said "it was all ah Dream"

Jumbojet wrote:

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That was me in the car who asked u for directions...see u still dont remember..j/k

LOL
I skid off...lmao JK

I was at work with my stepdad one day when I was a kid, and this lady asked him for the time. He looked at his watch, and started to tell her, and she interupted and said, "No honey, if you got the time, it's gonna cost you!" I was like WTF!!!

Question: How is "B!tch get in the car!" a cheesy line?

Isn't that just disrespectful??