Post your Whitney Houston jokes

I have always been the one to laugh to handle grief. I did so at my uncle's funeral...I thought something really funny he said to me waaay before his passing:

Anyways, here it goes...RIP Whitney Houston:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Another great thread!

Poor old Whitney she didn't stand a chance in that bath, caught in a rip tide and swept up to the tap end.

What was Whitney's last hit?
The crack pipe.

Headed to white forms now see how much S..it I can start cause this was uncalled for :(

Mark wrote:

Headed to white forms now see how much S..it I can start cause this was uncalled for :(

Go for it. See you back here in a few minutes.

What was the last thing that ran through Whitney's mind?

Waiting to Exhale.

Black Rhino wrote:

Why was Whitney Houston's mother and family crying for the past few days?

Because with Whitney gone, they might actually have to get a job. Something that doesn't appeal tosom e ethnic groups.

Mark wrote:

Headed to white forms now see how much S..it I can start cause this was uncalled for :(

There are no white forums....that would be racist.

What could of saved Whitney Houston?

A Shower.

Bobby Brown wrote:

What was the last thing that Whitney heard before she died?
"Houston, we have a problem!"

Rejoice at someones death when yours is enevitable,sicko,subhuman,scum .

lol, those jokes are funny.

Here she is chimping out at photographers

http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/whitney-housto...

Headline in the paper read:

Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death.

what is 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on Valentine's Day?
Whitney's crack pipe

UruEuWauWau wrote:

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drugsaredumb wrote:

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hi drugsareawesome.

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UruEuWauWau wrote:

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why joke about addiction. Its a shame and it is a disease.

A needle a day takes your life away

Terance wrote:

You ignorant devils are still scared of us..your even scared of our dearly departed. What a bunch of fk cowards!!

Scared of you? Ha Ha! Seriously, you should have finished High School, your English and grammar are atrocious which clearly points to an ignorant uneducated person.