Post your Whitney Houston jokes

What was the last thing that Whitney heard before she died?

"Houston, we have a problem!"

What was Whitney Houston's worst hit?

The one that killed her.

There's going to be a huge line outside of Whitney Houston's funeral next week. Which, coincidentally, is what killed her.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car?

At least my car can hit 50.

Bobby Brown wrote:

What was the last thing that Whitney heard before she died?
"Houston, we have a problem!"

you are one sick psychopath stay off the streets

Bobby Brown wrote:

There's going to be a huge line outside of Whitney Houston's funeral next week. Which, coincidentally, is what killed her.

That may consequently be true...

Whats ironic is that Whitney was found dead in her bath tub, obviously she was trying to get clean.

You ignorant devils are still scared of us..your even scared of our dearly departed. What a bunch of fk cowards!!

evin Costner has announced the planned filming of "Bodyguard II". It's about guy who stands around all day with nothing to do.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

Not quite seven months.

RIP, but was it really worth goin' out like that? Well, ya didn't make it in the end I reckon & I'm sure ya'll be OK. & so the final curtain falls, that'd be all folks, enjoy the memories :-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

UruEuWauWau wrote:

RIP, but was it really worth goin' out like that? Well, ya didn't make it in the end I reckon & I'm sure ya'll be OK. & so the final curtain falls, that'd be all folks, enjoy the memories :-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Kekekkekekeke ;-D Nah, ya surely tryina hard mah style phaggy kiddo, aight?!? ;-D & now ya get lost fugly in all 'o dat shyat ya messed into ;-D Valeu Brasil

Whitney Houston.

(Joke complete.)

UruEuWauWau wrote:

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Kekekkekekeke ;-D Nah, ya surely tryina hard mah style phaggy kiddo, aight?!? ;-D & now ya get lost fugly in all 'o dat shyat ya messed into ;-D Valeu Brasil

hi drugsareawesome.

drugsaredumb wrote:

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hi drugsareawesome.

Hey baby ;-P I duh know ya like trippin' on PCP, aight?!? ;-D How's mah virgin gyal?!? Valeu Brasil

The Beverly Hills Hilton bathrooms can leave you feeling a bit stiff

Why was Whitney Houston's mother and family crying for the past few days?

Because they are about to bury their loved one that died too soon...

This thread is for dumbasses.

UruEuWauWau wrote:

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Kekekkekekeke ;-D Nah, ya surely tryina hard mah style phaggy kiddo, aight?!? ;-D & now ya get lost fugly in all 'o dat shyat ya messed into ;-D Valeu Brasil

What the hell did he just say.

Captain America wrote:

evin Costner has announced the planned filming of "Bodyguard II". It's about guy who stands around all day with nothing to do.

They are also considering the title "The Bodybag"

They also considering the title "The Bodybag"