Hurray for Government efficiency! 12,000 dosages short after waiting so long already. Ooh, and remember what a great job they did getting people help after Hurricane Katrina. And look at our wonderful Immigration system - especially here in Watsonville. Public schools are amazing! We all know how much we're going to benefit from Social Security when we retire. Considering how great our government is at spending money, I'm sure it won't go bankrupt! And neither will the post office. Or Medicare.

I know!! Let's put them in charge of our medical care!! They've proven themselves so effective everywhere else!!

(PLEASE NOTE HEAVY SARCASM)