Medusa News

New Yorkers are going to have to learn to dance again. After being conditioned to just sit around and blab thanks to years of lounges foisted on us by the city's no-dance-licenses-for-the-wicked restrictions, the gays are being cannonballed onto the dancefloor with xl, the glossy West 42nd Street club that's begging them to cut a carpet .

It sounds like an Otis Redding cover band but is, instead, an unofficial cover of the Harry Potter franchise.