Lawn News

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Incident reports released Thursday by the Abilene Police Department: Theft, 1000 block of Cypress Street, Tuesday Two air conditioning units were stolen.

Officers could not hear any additional shots or locate anything suspicious. 10/16 10:50 PM - Off-duty deputy working security on West Highway 80 arrested a 20-year-old female from Austin for Consumption of Alcohol By a Minor and Misrepresentation of Age By a Minor By Document .

Warrant out of Tarrant County for Nonpayment of Child Support. Subject was transported to the Taylor County Jail where he is currently being held on a $1,500 bond.

A 39-year-old man was arrested Thursday morning on aggravated robbery charges for allegedly holding a firearm to a convenience store cashier while demanding money.

The Texas Extension Education Association works with Texas AgriLife Extension Service to strengthen and enrich families through educational programs, leadership development and community service.

Calling Party stated his 85 year-old aunt was bitten by a rattlesnake. Victim taken by private auto to Abilene Regional.

Incident reports released Saturday by the Abilene Police Department: n Criminal mischief, 2500 block of Nonesuch Road, Thursday A possibly known suspect damaged the victim's vehicle.

Incident reports released Saturday by the Abilene Police Department: n Criminal mischief, 2500 block of Nonesuch Road, Thursday A possibly known suspect damaged the victim's vehicle.

Incident reports released Saturday by the Abilene Police Department: n Criminal mischief, 2500 block of Nonesuch Road, Thursday A possibly known suspect damaged the victim's vehicle.

Incident reports released Saturday by the Abilene Police Department: n Criminal mischief, 2500 block of Nonesuch Road, Thursday A possibly known suspect damaged the victim's vehicle.

Lacey Phillips and Shawn Hudson were united in marriage on July 11, 2009, in Bee Cave, TX.

Incident reports released Saturday by the Abilene Police Department: n Criminal mischief, 2500 block of Nonesuch Road, Thursday A possibly known suspect damaged the victim's vehicle.

Pete Coughlin, of Dallas, TX and Reba Knight, of Lawn, TX are proud to announce the engagement of their daughter, Kaylee Coughlin, to Garrett Miller, son of Joy and Dan Miller, of Ovalo, TX.

The Coleman Community Baptist Church will host Greater Vision, the most award-winning trio in Southern Gospel music, at 7 p.m. tonight.