La Victoria News

Don't be the pinche gringo who jacks up your Christmas Eve celebration. It's tamale ordering time, and while some places make a few extra bazillion to sell to all the assholes who don't call ahead, others are more than willing to send you home tamale-less if you don't pick up the phone.

Each week, the Cheap Bastard goes looking for a new place to eat a meal for less than nine million dollars.