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Curses, i iz foiled agains. everytime i tries to control da peasants oont have it my way it backfires in my wrinkled face. It iz like dis woman i marry, dis mareea wit da cell phone always in her shriveled face. i gets so tired of dis woman telleeng me whats to do i gets mad oont den i has to take out my angers on da peasants of kaleeforneeea. I makes lots of monies from my cush government job oont i have enriched myself oont my hollywoot buddies and rich construction freeway builders along da way. i am impotent from all da steroid use in my early years, buts i still has a private jet dat da taxpayers pay to fuel. stop wit dis furlough ting it vas my idea oont you has to lives wit it, just like my silly movies i make oont you all paid to see dem at da movie house. i wants to go back to da austria but dey hates me too, oh whoa iz me$

Hi, and I am very sorry my stupid husband has caused all this monetary trouble in the state. You see, he's been such a selfish pig after he made all those ridiculous movies. It's true, I married him because the newscast gig got old, and really, nobody else would marry me. Well, "arnie" as I call him, had a few bucks left, so what the heck? It was silly of you all to vote him into a government office with no prior political experience. He just waved a few bucks in your fat faces from the dmv renewal fees, and you bit! As for myself, I could care less about the state. You see, I have some Kennedy money hidden away. You know, from Joe Kennedy the bootlegger? Well, anyway, I thought I would apologize for his behavior, I really think that all those steroids he used have affected what little brains he has left. I have a cell phone call on hold, so later suckers!

This governator needs to end the furloughs.