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Sep 10, 2009 | Posted by: roboblogger

Brooklyn Teen Shoots Himself In The Penis

Full story: CW11 New York WPIX-TV

It sounds both painful and just plain bizarre. A Brooklyn teen is recovering Tuesday, after police said he accidentally shot himself in the penis.

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Phester OBoyle

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He must have been shooting blanks! There was nothing there in da first place!
Jack Webb

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That's what can happen if you hit the de-cocking lever in double-action mode...

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LEVEL2

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Mommy ,Mommy,mommy wake up.What a tough guy.

“Tintinnabulum”

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Too bad he wasn't holding the gun in a headband!
Frank the Pet Rapist

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That'll create a nice hole for a Prince Albert.

“RIP George Carlin 1937-2008”

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must have been related to the graffiti "Artist" (read: criminal) who was whacked by the LIRR train
Yall be careful out there

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Plaxico wannabe....

“Slappy X. Sanchez, Esq.”

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Sep 10, 2009
 
Owww.
Balto

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Scratch one baby daddy.
LEVEL2

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Wait till he has to take a piss, aiming for the toilet and instead hits the ceiling.
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He shot his load, no girl will want to have sex with him.

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Balto wrote:
Scratch one baby daddy.
16-year old black kid from Brooklyn? Probably already has a couple.
Balto

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The cops said he 'did a Plaxico'. If he was a girl he would have made out with just a shave and some lip gloss.
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wow when his first wife tells her friends he's nothing but a limp d*ck she'll be telling the truth.
Ooooh That hurts

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An old joke. The doctor says, "I can't help you but I know a clarinet teacher who can show you how to play it."

“Christmas Lights already?”

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I wonder if his mommy kissed it to make it feel better.

“Forget gold, where's the F&P?”

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Does this remove any street cred he had?
GodLovesUsAll

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Dummy, get your criminal football player references straight. If the guy shot a dog with his penis = Vick

Plaxico Burress shot himself when his gun slid down his pants.
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GodLovesUsAll wrote:
Dummy, get your criminal football player references straight. If the guy shot a dog with his penis = Vick
Plaxico Burress shot himself when his gun slid down his pants.
I noticed this as well. Maybe the author should shoot himself in the dick.
Beth Page

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Sep 11, 2009
 
GodLovesUsAll wrote:
Dummy, get your criminal football player references straight. If the guy shot a dog with his penis = Vick
Plaxico Burress shot himself when his gun slid down his pants.
Thank you!
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