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Toronto Blue Jays Anthony Gose, right, is shown hitting the game-winning RBI in a game on Oct.

May 14, 2013; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Toronto Blue Jays third baseman Brett Lawrie doubles against the San Francisco Giants in the eighth inning at the Rogers Centre.

The Blue Jays, minus injured starters Josh Johnson and J.A. Happ , have twice in five days put their fate in the hands of a 39-year-old pitcher who hasn't held a regular job in the major leagues since 2007.

So the Blue Jays' 27-year-old catcher was naturally the least surprised by his high-powered start to this season.

May 7, 2013; St. Petersburg, FL, USA; Toronto Blue Jays center fielder Colby Rasmus is congratulated by designated hitter Adam Lind and second baseman Maicer Izturis after he hit a 2-run home run during the seventh inning against the Tampa Bay Rays at Tropicana Field.

When he wasn't swinging for the fences, he was swinging back at Twitter followers expressing frustration with his slow start.

The Blue Jays are playing like a bunch of hungover squirrels. They have taken it upon themselves to say, "We're done.

Think back to when you were growing up. When it came to picking teams for a sporting event, whether it be baseball, kickball, dodgeball - whatever - we dreaded being the last one picked.